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Indian Monkey God Sent To Obama

By Wyatt Earp | July 28, 2008

Now that’s just confusing. Why would The Messiah need a monkey god?

Even if he did need a monkey god, couldn’t he conjure one up just by thinking about it?

NEW DELHI (AFP) – A group of Indians have sent a small statue of the revered Indian monkey god to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama as a good luck charm ahead of the November polls.

Must . . . resist . . . wiseass . . . comment!

The group decided to dispatch the idol after reading reports that Obama carried a good luck “monkey king charm with him all the time in his pocket,” said Brij Mohan Bhama, an Indian fan of Obama.

Mohan Bhama is a fan of Barack Obama? What are the odds?

The two-foot, 15-kilogram (33-pound) brass idol “has been gifted to Obama because I believe he will be good for India if he becomes the next president,” Bhama told AFP Friday. (H/T – )

The man has a point, because if John McCain becomes POTUS, he will bomb India back to the Stone Age, eliminate all trade, and immediately deport Aishwarya Rai. Ya know, just because Barack Obama married an ignorant cow doesn’t mean he will “be good for India.” Ass.

Topics: Politics | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Indian Monkey God Sent To Obama”

  1. RT Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 12:14 am

    A “devout” Christian carrying a good-luck charm?


    Umma, Oprah; Oprah, Umma.

  2. DesertSage Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 12:48 am

    What qualifications does Obama have to be president anyhow?
    I’ll bet he doesn’t even like Cheezy Poofs.

  3. Insolublog Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 1:13 am

    Everyone that formerly believed that all of these ‘yogi’ style Hindu religious leaders were motivated by some genuine cosmic power can now see that they are as vulnerable to the cult of personality as every other human being.

    This is a global contagion.

    The ultimate religious power of ideas is now defined by the MSM and this frustrating new emergence of pure hippie ignorance, in control of our general flow of information.

    We now have minds, thirsty for direction. That direction is being filled with unenlightened, vacuous Marxist pablum. This ugly superficial crap is being accepted as the philosophical relevation of the Obama candidacy.

    All I can say is it is pretty ugly and scary.

  4. rodney dill Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 6:20 am

    Even if he did need a monkey god, couldn’t he conjure one up just by thinking about it?

    Or he could just pull it out of his butt.

  5. marvin Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Of course Obama will be good for India. Democrats are always good for other countries. Their policies create more jobs in those countries (when American jobs are relocated in order to avoid OSHA and tax packages), democrats make those countries’ military forces relatively more powerful (by making America’s weaker), and democrats are always good for making it easier for those countries’ criminals to immigrate here, thus making foreign cities safer. Why wouldn’t a democrat be popular overseas?

  6. -->Doghouse --> Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    What did Oprah send him?

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    RT – Uma has only one “m.” How dare you desecrate the name of a babe!

    DesertSage – I like Cheezy Poofs. Can I be elected POTUS?

    Insol – And we’re in for at least four years of it. Obama will be elected in a landslide. You heard it here first.

    Rodney – Whichever is easier. I think his butt is pretty tight, considering.

    Marvin – Of course, how could anyone NOT be good for India? Cows freely roam the streets there!

    Doghouse – Probably a lock of Tom Cruise’s hair.

  8. dragonlady474 Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    Well of course it would be the monkey god…they have those big-ass ears in common.

  9. BadIdeaGuy Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    One day in church we read this thing which said “You shall have no other gods before me” and “You shall not make for yourself an idol”, but my church isn’t enlightened enough to spend our time on such high-minded doctrines as “Black liberation theology”.

  10. leoni2 Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    I never fail to be amazed by the number of fools cheering for a guy with little real executive experience. God help this country if there is enough idiots to elect him in November.