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The C-Word Of The Decade Award

By Wyatt Earp | August 29, 2007

Rosie O’Donnell, Cindy Sheehan, and Hillary Clinton have nothing on this piece of garbage . . .

NEW YORK – Leona Helmsley’s dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum. But two of Helmsley’s grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire’s estate.

Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court. (H/T – )

That rat-dog of hers gets $12 million, and two of her grandchildren don’t get diddly. Wow.

Imagine for a minute you are one of Helmsley’s grandchildren. All your life you had to suffer this bitter, despicable fool in the hopes that one day she will die a very painful death. Something akin to choking on her dog’s fur, while the dog stares at her in amusement. Then, when that magical day finally arrives, you find out that she gave you the shaft from beyond the grave.

If I were one of the aggrieved grandchildren, I’d be hiring Kramer and Newman to set up an “unfortunate accident” for that mutt. But that’s just me. I’m evil, and I’m going to Hell. Unfortunately, it seems I’ll be bunking with Helmsley when I get there. Damn.

Congratulations, Leona. Even in death you have proven to be a C-word of the highest order.

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