Archive for November, 2005
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Monday, November 21st, 2005Damnit!
Some guy won the championship yesterday, but I don’t recall his name. If you’re interested, check out GunnNutt’s post (complete with pics) of the man I love to hate.
Double damnit!
Wagon Night: A Tale In Two Parts
Monday, November 21st, 2005I don’t know what kind of glitch occurred in my sergeant’s puny little brain, but last night was the first time I had the wagon in almost two weeks. As such, this post will be written in two parts, since one post about last evening’s comedy, stress and b.s. would be so long that everyone [...]
A Blank Slate
Sunday, November 20th, 2005I’ve got nuthin’. I’ve been sitting staring at the computer screen since the start of the Eagles game, and the post ideas just aren’t appearing. (Luckily for me, the Eagles suck, and I’m not missing much.) The blame for this lack of creativity rests firmly on Pandy’s shoulders. She is also in a writing slump, [...]
One At A Time! No Shoving!
Saturday, November 19th, 2005Blog-induced entertainment may be a little scarce this week, since most of my sidebar will have hung themselves by the time you read this. Yours truly is searching for the noose after my Wolverines blew a 9-point lead to Ohio State, losing 25-21.
‘Bama fans Doc and Tyler are still in disbelief that Auburn won [...]
"This One Time, At Tennis Camp . . "
Saturday, November 19th, 2005Must . . . resist . . . wiseass . . . caption . . . !HYDERABAD, India – Indian tennis star Sania Mirza insists she opposes premarital sex, a statement that came as crowds burned effigies of the 19-year-old Muslim over her earlier remarks advocating safe sex.
Mirza already has been criticized for her [...]
WKQQ Kitten Billboard Update
Friday, November 18th, 2005I gotta agree with Uber – I think this pic is doctored!Um . . . there ain’t one. After promising to unveil the new billboard – which allegedly shows the radio broad without her shirt – WKQQ is either stalling for time or completely dropped the ball. Hey guys, drop her clothes, not the [...]
Tasty Tender Ribs
Friday, November 18th, 2005I’m hurt pretty bad. I think I’ve got some internal bleeding.
Last night, we had a hockey game against Battalion, who has been sitting atop our league standings for most of the year. Our hopes were brightened when we took the ice and saw that the other team only had two subs on the bench, as [...]
The 2005 Weblog Awards
Thursday, November 17th, 2005Leave it to Peak to find something like this. The 2005 Weblog Awards aren’t too far away, and any piece of detritus can be nominated. (Hint, hint!) Peakah nominated his blog for Best Blog Design and Best of the 251-500 Blogs. You can nominate yourself, but since I am much too modest, I was hoping [...]
Wyatt The Terrible
Thursday, November 17th, 2005Support Your Local Gunfighter is just Phase One of my master plan to rule the world. My unsuspecting minions have fallen under the spell of this blog’s subliminal advertising (Submit!), and my job as a police officer is the perfect breeding ground for a future dictator. Once I topple the existing government in a bloody [...]
Stupid Questions
Wednesday, November 16th, 2005French News Bunny Melissa Theuriau: Vive le France!
I hate being a lazy blogger, but I spent my morning in court, only to find out that the D.A. wasn’t going to show. Easy money, but it screwed up my sleeping schedule. And it wasn’t too conducive for writing interesting posts. Sorry! Here’s another edition of [...]