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New Jersey Slogans

By Wyatt Earp | November 16, 2005

God, I am so behind the times on this one, but I had to add my $0.02. The state of New Jersey is looking for a new slogan, and they are asking the public’s input. (God, what morons!) The Man at GOP and the City has offered more than a few, as I am sure have many talented bloggers. Now, it’s my turn. Violating an unwritten rule of only one Top Ten List per week, I give you this:

Top Ten Rejected New Jersey Slogans

10. New Jersey – It’s like Iowa on prozac.

9. New Jersey – Now with 40% more gay rest stops.

8. New Jersey – Teddy Roosevelt drove through here once.

7. New Jersey – al Qaeda plotters welcome!

6. New Jersey – Trenton is still salvageable.

5. New Jersey – As seen in Escape from New York!

4. New Jersey – It’s your turn to beat Doug Forrester in an election.

3. New Jersey – Come for the gambling, stay for the hookers.

2. New Jersey – Ooo, that smell! Can’t you smell that smell?

And the number one rejected New Jersey slogan . . .

1. New Jersey – Come explore our sacred Mafia burial grounds!

Topics: Top Ten List | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “New Jersey Slogans”

  1. Steve Says:
    November 16th, 2005 at 2:32 pm

    How ’bout I just beat Forrester (sic?)!!!

    FOr old times sake… Firssssst!!

  2. The Conservative UAW Guy Says:
    November 16th, 2005 at 3:07 pm

    Where’s Mellisa?


  3. The Man Says:
    November 16th, 2005 at 3:09 pm

    Ganging up on New Jersey is just so damn easy…and fun.

  4. Insolublog Says:
    November 16th, 2005 at 3:43 pm

    New Jersey – Why fly all the way to France to experience foul odor?

  5. RT Says:
    November 16th, 2005 at 7:34 pm

    How about…

    NJ….enjoy our ski slopes, er, I mean landfills…perfect for sledding, btw.

    NJ…hey, at least it’s not Philly!

  6. Anonymous Says:
    November 16th, 2005 at 8:16 pm

    Take a look at

    New Jersey Slogans – Unique Gifts

    there’s one for the classic… “Which Exit?”

  7. GunnNutt Says:
    November 16th, 2005 at 8:45 pm

    Everyone I know from Jersey hates living there, but only one has actually moved elsewhere. Do you suppose there’s some invisible fence that keeps people in?

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 17th, 2005 at 8:01 am

    Steve – Good enough for me. Guy is a putz.

    CUG – Look above you. Now ZIP IT!

    TM – Correctamundo on both.

    Insol – Nice!

    RT – Hey! I resemble that remark. Well, okay, Philly does suck.

    Anon – Seen that one before. A classic!

    Gunny – Yeah, it’s like those invisible fences for your dog. Every NJ resident has to wear a leash to keep ‘em in.

  9. KS Says:
    December 15th, 2005 at 8:28 pm

    Take a look at this site…

    NJ Slogans New Jersey :

    It has lots of NJ Slogan T-shirts.


  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 15th, 2005 at 8:35 pm

    KS – Thanks! I’ll check it out!