New Jersey Slogans
By Wyatt Earp | November 16, 2005
God, I am so behind the times on this one, but I had to add my $0.02. The state of New Jersey is looking for a new slogan, and they are asking the public’s input. (God, what morons!) The Man at GOP and the City has offered more than a few, as I am sure have many talented bloggers. Now, it’s my turn. Violating an unwritten rule of only one Top Ten List per week, I give you this:
Top Ten Rejected New Jersey Slogans
10. New Jersey – It’s like Iowa on prozac.
9. New Jersey – Now with 40% more gay rest stops.
8. New Jersey – Teddy Roosevelt drove through here once.
7. New Jersey – al Qaeda plotters welcome!
6. New Jersey – Trenton is still salvageable.
5. New Jersey – As seen in Escape from New York!
4. New Jersey – It’s your turn to beat Doug Forrester in an election.
3. New Jersey – Come for the gambling, stay for the hookers.
2. New Jersey – Ooo, that smell! Can’t you smell that smell?
And the number one rejected New Jersey slogan . . .
1. New Jersey – Come explore our sacred Mafia burial grounds!
Topics: Top Ten List | 10 Comments »
November 16th, 2005 at 2:32 pm
How ’bout I just beat Forrester (sic?)!!!
FOr old times sake… Firssssst!!
November 16th, 2005 at 3:07 pm
Funny.
Where’s Mellisa?
Mmmmmmmmmm…..
November 16th, 2005 at 3:09 pm
Ganging up on New Jersey is just so damn easy…and fun.
November 16th, 2005 at 3:43 pm
New Jersey – Why fly all the way to France to experience foul odor?
November 16th, 2005 at 7:34 pm
How about…
NJ….enjoy our ski slopes, er, I mean landfills…perfect for sledding, btw.
NJ…hey, at least it’s not Philly!
November 16th, 2005 at 8:16 pm
Take a look at
New Jersey Slogans – Unique Gifts
there’s one for the classic… “Which Exit?”
November 16th, 2005 at 8:45 pm
Everyone I know from Jersey hates living there, but only one has actually moved elsewhere. Do you suppose there’s some invisible fence that keeps people in?
November 17th, 2005 at 8:01 am
Steve – Good enough for me. Guy is a putz.
CUG – Look above you. Now ZIP IT!
TM – Correctamundo on both.
Insol – Nice!
RT – Hey! I resemble that remark. Well, okay, Philly does suck.
Anon – Seen that one before. A classic!
Gunny – Yeah, it’s like those invisible fences for your dog. Every NJ resident has to wear a leash to keep ‘em in.
December 15th, 2005 at 8:28 pm
Take a look at this site…
NJ Slogans New Jersey : CafePress.com
(www.cafepress.com/njslogans)
It has lots of NJ Slogan T-shirts.
Enjoy!!!
December 15th, 2005 at 8:35 pm
KS – Thanks! I’ll check it out!