Kobe Scores Again!
By Wyatt Earp | November 9, 2005
“Kobe; now you’re my bitch!” – Vanessa Bryant
NBA superstar and professional “Grab-Ass” player Kobe Bryant announced that he and his wife Vanessa are expecting their second child.
Do you think she gave him consent?
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November 9th, 2005 at 12:35 pm
Yeah she probably gave him consent, but at the price of… well lets say how about another one of those big fat diamond rings he gave her!
November 9th, 2005 at 4:21 pm
Is that Buffy in the backround?? Maybe she could vanquish the Demon!! But… then Vanessa wouldn’t have a sugar daddy anymore!! Shaq Rocks!!
November 9th, 2005 at 7:09 pm
Steve – I have one of those stored away for when the missus hears Uber, GunnNutt, Pandy, SK, and Linda profess their undying love for me. What? It could happen!
JC – I don’t think a stake will do it! Maybe a paternity suit, but not a stake.
November 10th, 2005 at 7:59 am
November 10th, 2005 at 8:21 pm
Keep dreaming!