Kansas Woman Is The Pick Of The Litter
By Wyatt Earp | July 18, 2011
than even I am. I think I love her.
A Kansas woman ticketed for tossing her empty tea bottles in the same yard nearly every day for two years insists there was no malice involved. Carole Green, of rural Bonner Springs, entered a guilty plea Friday to four counts of misdemeanor littering.
Green was ticketed after a man who lives about two miles east of her photographed her throwing empty tea bottles into the yard of his home.
Green says the man’s yard just happened to be where she finished her tea each time.
Oh yeah, she’s deliciously evil. I wonder if she has an intern program?
Topics: Evil = Funny | 11 Comments »
July 18th, 2011 at 7:22 am
Me to the judge:
“I didn’t mean to shoot her your honor, that just happened to be where my slug stopped.”
July 18th, 2011 at 10:09 am
Shouldn’t it be more along the lines of seven hundred+ counts, if she did it every day for two years? She should have to wheel one of those big garbage bins around town with her as punishment.
July 18th, 2011 at 10:42 am
Jon – In Philly, a jury would buy that.
Sally Anne – Handcuffed to her 23 hours a day.
July 18th, 2011 at 11:12 am
Sounds about right.
July 18th, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Metoo – It’s the new progressivism!
July 18th, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Well, her logic and thirst are impeccably synchronized. I mean, who can argue with that? Is she an engineer by any chance?
July 18th, 2011 at 6:06 pm
Do you think he just got “tea’d off?”
July 18th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Terrapod, a typical tightwad engineer would never waste a bottle by throwing it away. They would want the deposit back.
July 18th, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Terrapod – She’s probably a mathematician.
Doc – Nicely played.
Ingineer66 – Okay, that’s pretty funny.
July 19th, 2011 at 7:25 am
Ingineer66 dont forget the experimental usage also: Mentos and Coke explosions, liquid N2 explosions, the guy who built the Mentos and Coke powered car with hundreds of plastic bottles also.
July 19th, 2011 at 11:39 am
Wyatt:
Our property in Ft Wayne suffers the same problem with litter (and the primates tossing it)…but I DO like Jon’s “solution”…LOL.
Now, if that PHILLY jury could make it out HERE…I’d be good-to-go (watch my slugs stop, that is).
Roll safe.