Boulder, CO Is Going Down The Toilet
By Wyatt Earp | June 23, 2011
Its criminals? Most of them are walk around with sh*t-eating grins.
Boulder Police are looking for a man who was seen hiding inside a portable toilet during last Friday’s Hanuman Yoga Festival at Boulder High School.
“A female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid,” said police spokeswoman Kim Kobel.
A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw the suspect emerge from the portable toilet.
“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,” Kobel said. (H/T – TonyF)
Wow, this guy makes the chicks from Two Girls, One Cup look like pikers.
Topics: The Job, WTF? | 12 Comments »
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:05 pm
“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces….”
… and drove off in a Cadillac Poop de Ville.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:18 pm
Doctor Who?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:10 pm
By Boulder standards, this isn’t weird, or even unusual.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:46 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – While wearing dungarees.
Sully – Doctor Poo.
WSF – And that frightens me.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:23 pm
Superb comeback.
June 24th, 2011 at 12:56 am
I would NOT have taken him down without a hazmat suit.
June 24th, 2011 at 5:49 am
Wyatt, I can see why you consider the job crappy at times.
June 24th, 2011 at 6:33 am
Maybe he read this post…..
Researcher Creates Food From Human Feces…..
and went for a snack.
June 24th, 2011 at 6:34 am
“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect
Yeah, right.
NOBODY’S that dedicated.
June 24th, 2011 at 7:08 am
Seems the cops have arrested the pooper peeper.
June 24th, 2011 at 7:48 am
Sully – Once in a while, I make a funneh.
Skip – Yeah, I definitely would have let him “escape.”
Robert B. – Especially if you have to swab the poop deck.
JT – No, I wouldn’t have arrested the guy until after he ran through a car wash.
TonyF – God, I hope they sanitized him first!
June 24th, 2011 at 2:19 pm
OK, I enjoy seeing a nice female derriere myself, but not that badly!