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Francois-Henri Pinault: Super Stud

By Wyatt Earp | July 2, 2011

This smiling gentleman is Francois-Henri Pinault. You’d be smiling too if you knew you were the world’s greatest stud. Don’t believe it? Read on.

Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault has been revealed as the father of Linda Evangelista’s son. The news means Pinault is father to Evangelista’s four-year-old Augustin James, and Hayek’s four-year-old daughter Valentina.

Evangelista, 46, yesterday attended the Manhattan magistrates court in a bid to reach a support arrangement with Pinault, the Chief Executive Officer of luxury brands firm PPR, which owns Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent and Balenciaga, among others.

So, this guy was simultaneously banging Linda Evangelista and Salma Hayek? And he slipped one past the goalie in both cases? I tip my boxers to you, sir!

Topics: Babes | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Francois-Henri Pinault: Super Stud”

  1. Dannytheman Says:
    July 2nd, 2011 at 7:25 am

    Woman are only ever looking for the best providers, right?
    Or is it love? Hmmmmmm.
    What a surprise, uber rich guy nails a couple hot woman. Where have I seen this before? EVERYWHERE…….

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 2nd, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Danny – Yeah, it’s love. Love of money.

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    July 2nd, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    He pins his bank statements to his fly, the French accent doesn’t hurt either.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 2nd, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Oui, oui!

  5. Skip Says:
    July 3rd, 2011 at 6:29 am

    I coulda hit those…’cept I hadda work that day.
    ‘Sokay cause now that they are pissed at him, I just know they will come runnin’ back to my double wide.
    ‘Spechly that Hayek chick, she likes my dogs.

  6. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    July 3rd, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    I could put two past the goalie of two fabulous babes if I had a billion dollars. The big question: Did Salma Hayek get mad and swear in Spanish when she found that her husband fathered Linda Evangelista’s baby?

    My wife is half Mexican and when she gets mad in Spanish it is so HOT!!! Seriously.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 3rd, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    Skip – I’m sure they waited for you as long as they can, and took this guy after rebounding from you.

    Ferrell – Foreign languages rule! I want Mrs. Crankipants to start commenting here in French.