It’s Official: Bacon Can Do Anything
By Wyatt Earp | November 17, 2011
As every God-fearing man knows, bacon is the greatest food on the face of the Earth. It is also the most versatile. There is bacon salt, bacon popcorn, and bacon vodka.
Now bacon has moved on to a new arena: the boudoir. Come on guys, you know the scent of bacon will improve your, um, enthusiasm.
Baconlube, originally speculated to be an April Fool’s joke, is now a real $12 bacon-flavored product to smear on your wiener or whatever. Just be careful bedding a hungry girl, or you might pull back a stump. Get it? Because you were licking it off each other’s fingers as some sort of foody foreplay, pervert. (H/T – Randal Graves)
Okay, if I think this idea is kickass, does it make me a freak?
Topics: WTF? | 10 Comments »
November 17th, 2011 at 2:45 pm
yes, along with 80% of us readers. Or, as Homer would say, MMMMmmmmm, Baaacon…. D’oh
November 17th, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Yes. Yes it does.
But you’re in good company.
November 17th, 2011 at 3:29 pm
This would be great coupled with eatable underwear that was ham and eggs flavored. Dub it the McMuff!!
November 17th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Gives a whole new meaning to “eating high on the hog”!
November 17th, 2011 at 4:25 pm
Should be popular in prison.
It’s like putting “Bac-Os” on the salad to be tossed.
November 17th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Howdy Wyatt – “Okay, if I think this idea is kickass, does it make me a freak?”
Why yes, yes it does -welcome aboard the Freak Train!!
November 17th, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Whoa, Jon Brooks, what a GREAT IDEA!!
November 17th, 2011 at 8:18 pm
Roger – Good for what ails ya!
Sally Anne – Whew. I was worried there for a second.
Jon – And it’s all protein!
Proof – Poor Muslims. None for them.
Veeshir – Thread winner.
Real – All aboard! Toot, toot!
November 17th, 2011 at 9:49 pm
Apologies for the contrarian view, but thanks to Baconlube, bacon is perilously close to jumping the shark.
November 18th, 2011 at 12:45 pm
Wes S. – If they break out bacon feminine hygiene products, the jump will be complete.