Model Will Strip If India Wins Cricket Match
By Wyatt Earp | April 1, 2011
This is Poonam Pandey – yeah, that’s her real name – and she if India wins the cricket World Cup. Suddenly, I’m interested in cricket.
Women in India are encouraged to dress modestly at all times, but a brasher side to modern life has been exposed after a popular model vowed to strip naked if the nation wins the cricket World Cup.
Poonam Pandey, 20, who features in a best-selling Indian swimwear calendar, said she wanted to provide an incentive to players by promising them she would bare all – though whether her offer will be welcomed is not known.
Look at her. Is there a guy out there who wouldn’t welcome her nudity?
UPDATE: India won! Now, will Poonam put up or shut up?
Topics: Babes | 30 Comments »
April 1st, 2011 at 6:56 am
Something about a sticky wicket….
April 1st, 2011 at 7:38 am
She comes pre waxed, right??
April 1st, 2011 at 7:55 am
Roger – If it’s not sticky now . . . Oh, never mind.
Danny – She’s Indian, not Brazilian.
April 1st, 2011 at 8:01 am
I welcome her nudity with open arms. Isn’t that the first or second chakra or something?
April 1st, 2011 at 8:24 am
heh heh, Poon.
April 1st, 2011 at 8:38 am
Jon – Only for Al Gore. But he probably thinks India is responsible for outsourcing global warming.
Randal – Greatest name . . . evah!
April 1st, 2011 at 9:18 am
The sound of Wyatt out in the dark chirping is scary…:)
April 1st, 2011 at 9:20 am
Now that’s cheerleading done right!
April 1st, 2011 at 9:25 am
Does she have a flying carpet or flying hardwood floor?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:35 am
Two words: Go India!
April 1st, 2011 at 9:35 am
Okay we are at 10 comments here and no word from Mrs C yet??!!!
Let me guess; she has chicken legs, no meat on the bones, she could use breast implants…
After she strips will curry be served?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:47 am
She gives a new meaning to a hard game
April 1st, 2011 at 9:57 am
Dustyvet – Wait until I get into your basement!
John D – All cheerleaders should double as strippers.
Dr. Evil – Carpet. The floor would leave splinters.
Bob – Vishnu be with them!
Ferrell – No, but her clothes probably smell like Indira Ghandi’s thong.
Rick – Boing!
April 1st, 2011 at 9:59 am
You just know that somewhere out there, a Pakistani chick is now quoting the same. Maybe she’ll even do it on a dropped nuke a la Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:07 am
She is a little on the scrawny side, nothing that a little bacon cheeseburger won’t fix. I suppose if this little stunt doesn’t get her a shot on “Dancing With The Stars”, she can always get a job at a calling center.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:08 am
Strip naked sounds appropriate and she already has the perfect stripper name.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:20 am
Dr. Evil – That’ll be great – as long as we see her pink parts before the explosion.
Mrs. Crankipants – I wonder if she tells guys, “Thank you, come again!” after a lovemaking session?
MeToo – And it’s not even a made-up one.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:24 am
Oh definitely, force of habit! Although, if you bump pelvises with a Slurpee Indian, you’re going to end up with some major bruises. Though it may be worth your while if she can bake some decent naan.
April 1st, 2011 at 11:32 am
I thought a Sticky Wicket was Ace after a date?
April 1st, 2011 at 11:36 am
Mrs. Crankipants – I wonder is she uses hummus?
Andy – Bawahahahaha! Well played, sir!
April 1st, 2011 at 11:48 am
Maybe if she ate something first. I swear, is EVERYBODY in India starving like her? My rule is, if you can see ribs, the person is too skinny.
April 1st, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Picky – No worries here, then!
April 1st, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Just what we need ever since Obama took over GM…another stripped down model!
April 1st, 2011 at 12:17 pm
For those of you not familiar with the game:
The Rules of Cricket as Described to Foreigners
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.
When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.
There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
April 1st, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Proof – Her gas mileage is probably awesome after eating monkey brain!
Robert B. – My brain hurts.
April 1st, 2011 at 12:38 pm
Wow.
It would be easier to keep track of who’s in and who’s out if the umpires shot them with paintball guns.
April 1st, 2011 at 12:53 pm
JT – Or crossbow darts. Just sayin’.
April 2nd, 2011 at 3:04 am
Ya can’t ride without handlebars.
An’ she is a little short on that.
Be like shootin’ craps inna box,nuthin’ but bones ratlin’.
April 2nd, 2011 at 7:42 am
Skip – That’s okay, she won’t vrush you if she’s on top. Just sayin’.
April 2nd, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Good news: It’s motherfucking naked time!