German Man Is A Cut Above The Rest
By Wyatt Earp | December 14, 2010
After reading this story, I am laughing and cringing at the same time.
Helmut Seifert, 47, an ethnic German originally from Russia, was enraged when he heard his 17-year-old daughter was having a relationship with Phillip Genscher, 57.
“The man then recruited two work colleagues at his factory and then went to the house of the victim,” said police. “The man was forced to remove his trousers and, fully conscious, he was castrated. The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator.”
The man was close to bleeding to death but managed to call police. His life was saved but he remains a eunuch for life. (H/T – Captain America)
Helmut should have used . “You’re gonna love my nuts!”
Topics: Evil = Funny | 16 Comments »
December 14th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Nip it…nip it in bud!-Barney Fife would say.
December 14th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Piper –
RaidHelmut Kills buds dead.December 14th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Hmm…. Slight miscalculation if the article is correct. While removal of the testicles before puberty will result in a traditional eunuch that has no interest in women, doing so after puberty has no effect on ability to perform. The lessened libido can be (and probably will be under European health care) counteracted by the proper drugs.
In other words, the guy can still ‘touch’ the daughter, just not get her pregnant. And I’m sure the dad is now in no position to do anything about it.
December 14th, 2010 at 8:23 pm
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow (quick check, junk still there) ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow…
I hope he gets prison mail from Lorena Bobbit
December 14th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Ow indeed.
Wondering when Rammstein will turn this, erm, tragedy, into a new song…
December 14th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
I never did trust those Ethnic Germans from Russia!
December 15th, 2010 at 2:51 am
Well, gotta give the dad credit for taking action… (cringe)…
December 15th, 2010 at 7:26 am
I’m with Dr. Evil and Wes…owwww. It could have been worse: locking his buds in a vise, starting the house on fire and then throwing him the dull knife before leaving.
Double owwww.
December 15th, 2010 at 9:58 am
Wyatt:
He might have a career with the Vienna BOYS Choir now…
(helluva soprano for his age)
I’m just sayin’…
December 15th, 2010 at 10:27 am
A dashing young pirate named Bates
Tried the fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And thoroughly useless on dates.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
December 15th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
PhillipC – And he’s probably too busy making sure no one touched him in prison.
Dr. Evil – I can’t read this story without my legs crossed.
Wes S. – Oh, most definitely.
Watuschski – Coming for some WWII payback?
Old NFO – I wouldn’t vote to convict, but I have a daughter, so . . .
Jon – Very Mad Max of you.
Bob G – Or HBO can remake The Sopranos.
Robert B. – Bravo, sir!
December 15th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
I would have removed everything.
Then shoved them down his throat.
December 15th, 2010 at 8:25 pm
It took awhile, but eventually, he got the point.
December 16th, 2010 at 10:19 am
Rick – ALso a good option.
JT – Right in the jimmies!
December 16th, 2010 at 11:14 am
Jon Cross: Great scenario for the NEXT Saw movie
December 16th, 2010 at 11:24 am
Dr. Evil – Jigsaw lives again!