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Christina Hendricks Wants A Banana

By Wyatt Earp | December 7, 2010

And I’m just the man to give it to her. Okay, I’ll confess: the best I can give her is a plantain.

Actually, the voluptuous star of Mad Man was interviewed recently about Christmas and gift-giving. Thankfully, she celebrates the holiday, and doesn’t deride it like most of the Hollywood libtards. During the Q&A, Christina disclosed a Hendricks secret tradition. Every Christmas, her family gives each other “personalized pieces of fruit.”

I wonder if anyone ever gave her Clay Aiken? What? I’m just sayin’.

The actress, who is best known for her role in Mad Men, confessed her family has a tradition of giving personalised pieces of fruit over the festive season. While some people may find the gift unusual, Christina insists she looks forward to it as it helps prepare her for a day of over-indulgence.

“My family always does a banana with your name on it in your stocking,” she told People magazine. “You carve [the name] in really lightly with a pencil, and a couple hours later it’s nice and black. It sounds so gross but I promise it’s really cute! (H/TMrs. Crankipants)

A banana in her stocking? Ladies and gentlemen, start your joking!

Topics: Christina Hendricks | 15 Comments »

15 Responses to “Christina Hendricks Wants A Banana”

  1. I’ll be in my bunk

  2. Jon Brooks says:

    OMG those are weighing down on her chest so much that she’s turning blue!!

  3. Banana in my stocking nothing, I wouldn’t mind getting a faceful of them thar’ melons

    (personalized, of course!)

  4. Robert B. says:

    She likes bananas? She is definitely the gorilla my dreams.

  5. AJ Lynch says:

    “I’ll be in my bunk” that was a great movie line! I can’t remember which movie was that? One of the Aliens?

  6. If the stockings rocking, don’t come knockin’.

  7. Mike47 says:

    “Is that a banana in your stocking, or are you just glad to see me?”

  8. Lou says:

    Too easy.

  9. I’ve always liked having a banana in my stocking. What’s nice is that they’re easily replaceable when they get too soft and mushy.

  10. But bananas can get squished.

  11. Rick says:

    I am not sure about the banana.But she has a nice pear(PAIR)

  12. Nik says:

    “I’ll be in my bunk” is from Firefly — uttered by Jayne, the Hero of Canton, after Inara takes a female client into her shuttle, IIRC.

  13. Wyatt Earp says:

    Sean – Good plan.

    Jon – Out of my way, I know CPR!

    Fenway – They’d keep you warm on a cold winter morning.

    Robert B. – Mine, too.

    AJ – Firefly. See Nik’s comment below.

    Mike47 – If she’s in the room, I’m just glad to see her.

    Lou – Yeah, not much effort needed here, but it’s still fun to throw them out there.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Is that a euphemism?

    Bob – But it would go with a smile on its face.

    Rick – You have t squeeze them to see if they’re ripe.

    Nik – Correctamundo!

  14. Tennessee Budd says:

    Would a gherkin do?

  15. Wyatt Earp says:

    Tennessee – Probably. Good call.