A Sandwich Just Isn’t A Sandwich
By Wyatt Earp | November 13, 2010
. . . Without the great taste of burning hot lead.
NEW HAVEN, Connecticut — Police say a 25-year-old man who was shot twice after buying a sandwich at a deli went home and ate his lunch before going to the hospital.
Miguel Soto said he was leaving the deli Tuesday when he heard three gunshots. One bullet hit him in the left leg, another in the groin. Police say he went home and ate the sandwich before asking his father to take him to a hospital. (H/T – Smite)
How great must that sammich be if it makes you forget about a bullet in the junk? And more importantly, where can I get one?
Topics: The Job, WTF? | 13 Comments »
November 13th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Well, if it was bacon filled….
November 13th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
The sandwhich or the bullet in the junk?
He must’ve figured that between the contents of the sandwich or the bullet, he was a goner either way, so he might as well enjoy the sandwhich.
As much as I dig the Arby’s French Dip & Swiss sandwhich, I don’t think it would make me forget taking a round to the groinal reigon….
November 13th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
what Kim said!!
November 13th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Obviously you misguided people who question this individuals judgement… have never hadd to endure the tasteless steamed and boiled mystery-matter that passes for hospital food.
November 13th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Kim – That’s why I put that photo up there. I wouldn’t mind being shot for a bacon sammich.
Fenway – I concur. Arby’s rules, but I wouldn’t forget about the bullet in the groin while scarfing down curly fries.
Smite – Bacon. Is there anything it can’t do?
Vince – Yeah, that’s a good point.
November 13th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
A bacon a day, keeps the jihadi away!
…that, and a 1911. heh.
November 13th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
Man, and I thought *I* was focused when I was eating…
“Man, that was a great sand… HOLY CRAP I’VE BEEN SHOT IN THE JEWELS!”
November 13th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
I just don’t even know what to say.
November 13th, 2010 at 11:04 pm
Its a survival thing. The grease is used to plug the bullet hole. If there’s an entrance and exit wound well ya just gotta eat two of em.
November 13th, 2010 at 11:59 pm
Smite – With rounds dipped in bacon grease.
Dixie – I like food as much as the next person, but it would pale in comparison to a bullet in the groin. I couldn’t eat with 12 staples in my gut – appendectomy – let alone a bullet.
RT – What can you say? The guy likes his sammich.
Jon – Or plug the hole with crisp, delicious bacon.
November 14th, 2010 at 9:20 am
Had to be .25ACP.
And since he noticed it, I wonder if he went back and kicked the guy’s ass.
November 15th, 2010 at 7:58 am
Is the hospital food in New Haven THAT bad?
November 16th, 2010 at 10:18 am
Wyatt:
If it comes down to a PHILLY CHEESESTEAK or HOAGIE…OR having the “jewels” treated for bullet holes, even I would have to opt for the ER.
Now, if we’re talking Taylor Pork Toll AND bacon sandwich w/ tastykakes as a “chaser”…that’s another story.
Roll safe out there.