Recent Posts

Recent Comments

Blogroll

Cop Land


« | Main | NFL To Investigate Brett Favre »

Happy Birthday, Mrs. Crankipants!

By Wyatt Earp | October 9, 2010

someecards.com - I hope your birthday is as enjoyable as Don and Betty's inevitable hate-sex on Mad Men

Her birthday was on Thursday. I. Freakin’. Forgot.

I probably should remember the birthday of the woman who scored me an autographed Wayne Gretzky jersey hockey stick, but I didn’t. I offer no excuse, except my usual idiocy. The good news is that since I forgot, you guys forgot, too. So please join me in wishing her a belated birthday. As for me . . .

And again, Mrs. C. I apologize unreservedly.

Topics: Coolness! | 17 Comments »

17 Responses to “Happy Birthday, Mrs. Crankipants!”

  1. Enano Siniestro Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 12:05 am

    Quick! Get her to a mall tomorrow for a makeover: hair, shoes, nails, cosmetics, etc. Then take her to dinner. That saved my ass before. A little credit card salvation is all you need.

  2. Enano Siniestro Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 12:07 am

    Oh, and Happy Birthday Mrs. Crankipants.

  3. dragonlady474 Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 1:13 am

    Happy Birthday Mrs. Crankipants!

    Wyatt…tsk…tsk. lol

  4. RT Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 3:44 am

    Happy birthday, Mrs. Crankipants! :)

  5. K Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 4:27 am

    Happy Birthday from NYC (or South Philly depending on where my dual “city”-zenship takes me heh)!

    Kerri :)

  6. Skip Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 4:28 am

    Lady, you don’t me from from jack.
    But as a lurker, I see your very obtuse obversations all over the net.
    Happy Birthday Ms. C!!

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 8:13 am

    Enano – Mr. Crankipants can cover most of that. But I need to find something to facilitate my groveling.

    DL474 – You’re just loving this, aren’t you?

    RT, Kerri – Thanks, ladies!

    Skip – Wow, that was the most heartfelt, emotional comment I have ever seen from you. Good show.

  8. RT Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 8:14 am

    Not to be an English teacher or anything, but I hope you meant astute observations. :)

  9. Watuschskie Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 9:51 am

    Ms. Crankipants ……Happy Birthday Shenanigans from Allentown, PA.

  10. JT Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 10:19 am

    Happy Birthday, Mrs. C.

  11. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    Wyatt – All is forgiven, as I’m uncertain if you are in full possession of your faculties. It was an autographed HOCKEY STICK, not a jersey! It’s no wonder you forgot my birthday!

    Enano – Jewelry works wonders.

    Dragonlady, RT, Kerri, Skip, Watuschskie and JT -Thank you!

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 10:36 am

    RT – Agreed.

    Watuschskie, JT – Thanks, guys.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Dammit. You’re right; I am losing it. I’ll make the correction. And thanks for the forgiveness.

  13. dragonlady474 Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 11:40 am

    LOL! ::facepalm::

  14. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    I didn’t realize it was either at the time, but teh Facebook filled me in.

  15. Rick Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    Happy Birthday and God Bless

  16. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    DL474 – I’m just not that bright.

    Smite – Facebook. *shudder*

    Rick – Thanks!

  17. Crankipants Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Shit! It was her birthday?!

Comments