Harrison’s Stomach: Built Ford Tough
By Wyatt Earp | June 17, 2010
You’d have to be tough to marry a delightful little exoskeleton like Calista Flockhart, right? *shudder*
TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married yesterday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony. We’re told the couple was married in the Governor’s mansion in Santa Fe. Their marriage license was filed today in the County Clerk’s Office.
Harrison and Calista have been together for almost 8 years, and got engaged over Valentine’s weekend in 2009.
Good Lord, Harrison, you’re a huge movie star! Why couldn’t you marry someone like this . . .
Mmm . . . Diane Kruger!
Topics: Snarkasm | 15 Comments »
June 17th, 2010 at 8:08 am
I recently read a tabloid interview where they discussed their sex life. He makes her wear a gold Princess Leia bikini, and she makes him dress like a sandwich.
June 17th, 2010 at 8:50 am
Go Mrs. Crankipants!!!
June 17th, 2010 at 8:55 am
Mrs. Crankipants – Okay, that’s damned funny.
Roger – Strangely enough, Mrs. Crankipants wears a Leia bikini to work.
June 17th, 2010 at 9:07 am
I hear he got a paper cut when he kissed the bride.
June 17th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Sully – She fell through a crack in the hardwood floor.
June 17th, 2010 at 9:32 am
I heard that in lieu of wedding cake, they had Quaker rice cakes with fat free plain yogurt as frosting.
June 17th, 2010 at 9:51 am
I lost all respect for Harrison Ford when he signed the petition to free the fugitive pedophile, Roman Polanski.
As for the celery stick, I used to work with a guy who had Calista Flockhart on his desktop in boxing gloves, probably from an Ally McBeal episode. Every time she is mentioned I get the flashback of a celery stick with blonde hair wearing boxing gloves.
June 17th, 2010 at 9:56 am
She makes me want to scream “for Pete’s sake…eat a sandwich!” There’s no accounting for bad taste.
June 17th, 2010 at 10:18 am
John D – They skipped the yogurt. It looks fattening.
Ferrell – Chick looks like someone from the Feed the Children commercials.
MeToo – I wonder what she would do if Ford stuffed a piece of wedding cake in her mouth?
June 17th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Must be like making love to a skeleton!
June 17th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Mmm….when I see Dianne, I always feel a bit Kruger-randy!
June 17th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
My cousin was in her class in high school. Not much personality.
June 17th, 2010 at 9:07 pm
ajdshootist – You can probably hear her bones rattle.
Fenway – As do I. Shes yummy.
RT – I don’t doubt it.
June 18th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
That womans face would make a freight train take a dirt road on a rainy night.
June 18th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
*Waiting for C/A “I’d hit that” comment……..in 3……2……..1