Plastic Surgery: A Real Pain In The Butt
By Wyatt Earp | December 1, 2009
Okay, maybe it’s just me, but why would this woman – a former beauty pageant winner – feel the need to undergo elective surgery on her buttocks at the age of 38? If she was a former Miss Argentina, I highly doubt her butt turned to Jell-o in 15 years.
Of course, she doesn’t have to worry about her superior posterior anymore, because now she’s dead!
A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks.
Solange Magnano, a mother of twins who won the crown in 1994, died of a pulmonary embolism Sunday after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires. Close friend Roberto Piazza said the procedure involved injections and the liquid “went to her lungs and brain.”
“A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind,” he said. (H/T – SFGate)
Vanity is not worth your life, ladies. Remember that.
Topics: WTF? | 11 Comments »
They better put her in the casket face down. No sense in letting the surgery that killed her go to waste.
Cue Madonna singing “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina”.
Somebody should have told her that there are plenty of guys who like a little junk in the trunk.
Crankipants – Wow, that’s cold. Hilarious, but cold.
John D – Well crafted, sir.
MeToo – They should put out a bowl of quarters at the viewing to see if the mourners can bounce them off her new, firm rear end.
Vanity is the bane of ALL the beauty queens… She’d apparently gotten a little ‘secretarial spread’ and was trying to fix that problem! Most South American women know their men like butts more than tits, so that is the first fix out of the box… This one didn’t quite work though.
“Does this casket make my butt look big?”
Her problems are all behind her now.
Smart and beautiful don’t always go together. I think she was a dumb ass .
Joe
Old NFO – Really? They have things backward there. I’m a can man, myself.
TexasFred – Bawahahahahaha!
Mrs. Crankipants – You. Are. Evil.
Joe – Ba-dump-bump!
What about burying her in a shallow grave with her butt poking out to use as a bicycle parking slot?
What a waste of a nice piece of ass.