Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | November 27, 2009

Katie Couric Bump Drafting Caption Contest
(Source: Gawker)
Oh yeah, Katie Couric is perky, alright. Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, November 30th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob (I WON here last week!)
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. See, honey, mommy will do ANYTHING for a good story. – Bitter American
4. “Dance like no one (with a Facebook account) is watching…” – Mrs. Crankipants
3. Katie demonstrates how she got the anchor slot at CBS. – Jackpine Savage
2. Girl: “I don’t think that ’s how you do the Limbo.”
Katie: “Oh… I thought you said Bimbo.” – Rodney Dill
WINNER! – Designer dress…$1000.00
Ticket to gala event…$1000.00
Pretending I’m doing to “Miss Perky” what she did to Sarah Palin on national tv…priceless! – Bill Shaw
Topics: Caption Contest | 22 Comments »






ooh! help me, help me…oops, dropped a dook’!
or…
Designer dress…$1000.00
Ticket to gala event…$1000.00
Pretending I’m doing to “Miss Perky” what she did to Sarah Palin on national tv…priceless!
Beep…beep…beep…beep….
Katie Couric doing her best Walter Cronkite impersonation.
“And they said PAILN was dumb?”
“Ohh, shake your groove thing! Shake your groove thing, yeah YEAH!!”
“Oh, Katie, I love it when you rub your ass against me…..Oh shit, is this being recorded?”
Katie demonstrates how she got the anchor slot at CBS
Grandma, Aunt Katie is getting really freaky this time! And she has a fresh pack of batteries!
“Dance like no one (with a Facebook account) is watching…”
OH MY GAWD… The laxative just kicked in..
Yeah, I sure it is just like your TV show nobody watching let it rip
[...] Wyatt [...]
“Ms. Couric, when I took the job as your personal assistant, I didn’t know it would be this personal”
No caption for me, but does anybody else think it is pretty weird she is dancing like that with another woman in front of a 10 year old girl?
See, honey, mommy will do ANYTHING for a good story.
Go ahead little girl pull her finger and hold your ears. This one will clear the room
“…and that’s a page from my notebook, I’m Katie Couric, CBS News”
Those aren’t love handles, that’s my hemorrhoid.
Instead of “Walkin’ the dog”, Patty’s cousin showed her how to “Walk the cat”.
Girl: “I don’t think that ‘s how you do the Limbo.”
Katie: “Oh… I thought you said Bimbo.”
Thanks Wyatt
WooHoo! 3rd place!
I’d like to think the academy for this award…….