Brainsssss!
By Wyatt Earp | October 26, 2009
One has to wonder if the people in Iowa are suffering from a corn overdose.
IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him.
A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose. The man then ran out a back door. (H/T – FOXNews)
What a dumbass. Everyone knows that the only way to kill a zombie is to shoot him in head!
Topics: Coolness! | 12 Comments »
October 26th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Technically, I proper nose shot can force the nasal bone up into the brain. . . . . . I’m just sayin’!
October 26th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
With all due respect, Wyatt: Do you really need to be giving the assailant advice?
…And somebody in Iowa needs to have their copy of World War Z taken away, tout suite.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
That man must be a newb to the whole zombie business. lol
Thanks for the linkage.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Is that image from the movie “Dead Snow”?
Best punch line in the history of film: “Eins, Zwei, Die!”
Hahaha
October 26th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Deathlok – . . . says the man with brain damage.
Wes S. – Wow. Good point.
DL474 – No problemo. The missus loved your Halloween decorations this year.
Andrew – It is indeed! Haven’t seen the film, though. Any good?
October 26th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
It was On Demand for a while (it may still be). Pretty bad. Your typical low budget zombie film.
October 26th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Tell Mrs. Earp I said “thank you”!
For next year I’m eyeballing a pirate ship, hopefully it will be cheaper next year so I can make it happen.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
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October 26th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I had an uncle who was a vampire! I stabbed in the chest with a wooden stake, and he died! I still don’t understand why my family is pissed at me…
Just kiddin’.
Smacking his noggin with the big silver cross slowed him down real good, though.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Being from Iowa, sounds like some nut job student from U of I. Someone has been drinking some really strange KoolAid. And the corn overdose is most likely homemade corn liquor. That or he just left the meth lab after a day of heavy cooking.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
5 will get you 10 the real Zombie was the perp. Wanna bet?
October 27th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Andrew – Now see? I’m intrigued.
DL – You land a pirate ship and my kids will want to trek down there for Halloween.
1oldleg – Yeah, they’ll put a crimp in your style.
MeToo – Meth is pretty bad, but you get so thin afterward!
Captain – No takers.