Brainsssss!
By Wyatt Earp | October 26, 2009
One has to wonder if the people in Iowa are suffering from a corn overdose.
IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him.
A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose. The man then ran out a back door. (H/T – FOXNews)
What a dumbass. Everyone knows that the only way to kill a zombie is to shoot him in head!
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Technically, I proper nose shot can force the nasal bone up into the brain. . . . . . I’m just sayin’!
With all due respect, Wyatt: Do you really need to be giving the assailant advice?
…And somebody in Iowa needs to have their copy of World War Z taken away, tout suite.
That man must be a newb to the whole zombie business. lol
Thanks for the linkage.
Is that image from the movie “Dead Snow”?
Best punch line in the history of film: “Eins, Zwei, Die!”
Hahaha
Deathlok – . . . says the man with brain damage.
Wes S. – Wow. Good point.
DL474 – No problemo. The missus loved your Halloween decorations this year.
Andrew – It is indeed! Haven’t seen the film, though. Any good?
It was On Demand for a while (it may still be). Pretty bad. Your typical low budget zombie film.
Tell Mrs. Earp I said “thank you”!
For next year I’m eyeballing a pirate ship, hopefully it will be cheaper next year so I can make it happen.
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I had an uncle who was a vampire! I stabbed in the chest with a wooden stake, and he died! I still don’t understand why my family is pissed at me…
Just kiddin’.
Smacking his noggin with the big silver cross slowed him down real good, though.
Being from Iowa, sounds like some nut job student from U of I. Someone has been drinking some really strange KoolAid. And the corn overdose is most likely homemade corn liquor. That or he just left the meth lab after a day of heavy cooking.
5 will get you 10 the real Zombie was the perp. Wanna bet?
Andrew – Now see? I’m intrigued.
DL – You land a pirate ship and my kids will want to trek down there for Halloween.
1oldleg – Yeah, they’ll put a crimp in your style.
MeToo – Meth is pretty bad, but you get so thin afterward!
Captain – No takers.