Charlize Theron Hospitalized With Virus
By Wyatt Earp | July 11, 2009
Hey, don’t look at me, I was nowhere near the girl! Oh, and I’m clean, too. Just sayin’.
Charlize Theron was reportedly very sick after being admitted to hospital with a mystery and serious virus.
The Oscar-winning actress spent four nights in a Los Angeles hospital last week after contracting a painful stomach virus, reported the National Enquirer.
The Monster star is alleged to have suffered severe abdominal pains, which she attributed to food poisoning.
According to the National Enquirer, doctors ran a series of tests and diagnosed Theron with a serious virus, thought to have been contracted during her travels overseas. (H/T – FOXNews)
Ya know what would have prevented this illness? NOT GOING OVERSEAS TO VISIT THOSE LOSER COUNTRIES!
Just some free advice from everyone’s favorite gunslinger.
Topics: Babes | 7 Comments »
She is awesomeness personified–as long as she doesn’t open her mouth about carbon footprints and other AGW hooey.
There is one thing she could open it for, virus or no.
Even with her goofy politics, I’d boil her underwear and drink the broth.
Obviously not a Philly gal – if you drink Philly water all your life, you’re pretty much unkillable.
Anyone know which were the “loser countries” she’s been to?
It always seems to be the “serious viruses” that cause the problems. Someone ought to introduce her to the happy, fun, light-hearted viruses for a change.
She needs to be in my Babes section. Thanks for the reminder Wyatt… you’re an oak.
OMG LMAO!
cbullitt – Yeah, she’s much better seen and not heard.
AD – You sir, are a great American!!!
Lergnom – Bottoms up, man!
Alan B – I know she’s been to Africa lots of times, but she’s from South Africa, so . . .
Woody – Just doing my job, sir.