Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | July 10, 2009
Tushie We Can Believe In Caption Contest
(Source: Ace of Spades)
Submit your original caption for this photo of Obama ogling a 16-year old girl in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, July 13th. Good luck!
Photoshop Entries:
Jason
Mrs. Crankipants
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Outside The Beltway
Right Pundits
RT
Top Ten Entries:
10. Tour de France – Rodney Dill
9. Mrs. Crankipants’ Photoshop
8. White is right. – Randal Graves
7. When Obama was done apologizing for the United States, he performed his impersonation of the Commodores for Sarkozy by singing, “Brick House”. – RT
6. “How’d ya like ta Nationalize that asset, Sarkozy?” – Cowboy Blob
5. “Her arms are much toner than Michelle’s, and so is her ass. Don’t you agree President Sarkozy?” – Daisy
4. Jason’s Photoshop
3. “You’ve lost a lot of weight Monica.” – Jon Brooks
2. What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President’s package. – Pacattack
WINNER! – “Sixteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.” – Sully
Topics: Caption Contest | 24 Comments »
Sorry, guys! I posted this revision last night, but it published the previous version. You may now re-commence your captions!
“You’ve lost alot of weight Monica.”
President Obama: And we, uhh, need to, uhhh, to, uhhhh…
President Sarkozy: My, my, my-my, my.
President Obama failed to attract the young lady’s attention with his dance moves, much to President Sarkozy’s amusement.
“Her arms are much toner than Michelle’s, and so is her ass. Don’t you agree President Sarkozy?”
Sixteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
When Obama was done apologizing for the United States, he performed his impersonation of the Commodores for Sarkozy by singing, “Brick House”.
Hold on! That looks Chelsea Clinton hair. It’s a trap!
I emailed a photoshop entry.
Man, the wookie has to be paa-issed that this photo is grabbing so much attention.
I saw another photo where dear leader Zero was with a group and a woman was bending over to pick something up, his eyes were following her six as well.
This is all PRICELESS!
White is right.
“I’m on ‘er, Goose! Too close for missiles, switching to guns!”
Whi izz zis “Goose” Monseiur Obama?
How’d ya like ta Nationalize that asset, Sarkozy?
I’d hit that faster than Bush on a bender!
–”‘…My anaconda don’t wan’t none if you ain’t got BUNS, hon…’”
–”Pardon, Monsieur le President?”
–”Oh, sorry, Nick. Just humming along to one of my favorite songs there, heh heh…”
–”And dancing to it. It’s really starting to freak me out, Barack.”
–”Hey, it’s cool. Just as long as Michelle doesn’t notice…oh, merde.“
Pimpin aint easy…
I feel a Clinton coming on…
At least he has good taste. Admit it, you would have looked too. They don’t look 16 from the rear. I would hate it if every lear I took got caught on camera. MUD
What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President’s package.
Without his teleprompter, the President is left speechless. Yet he remains focused, hoping to push forth his “personal agenda”.
Sully wins, hands down.
Tour de France
Sweet!!! Thanks Wyatt.
…and I wondered if anyone would get it… Thanks Ambulance Driver for the vote too.
Don’t give him more credit than is due! He’s not looking where you think!
“You put your right foot in…”
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