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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | July 10, 2009

Booty Call

Tushie We Can Believe In Caption Contest
(Source: Ace of Spades)

Submit your original caption for this photo of Obama ogling a 16-year old girl in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, July 13th. Good luck!

Photoshop Entries:

<i>Jason</i>

Jason

<i>Mrs. Crankipants</i>

Mrs. Crankipants

Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Outside The Beltway
Right Pundits
RT

Top Ten Entries:
10. Tour de France – Rodney Dill
9. Mrs. Crankipants’ Photoshop
8. White is right. – Randal Graves
7. When Obama was done apologizing for the United States, he performed his impersonation of the Commodores for Sarkozy by singing, “Brick House”. – RT
6. “How’d ya like ta Nationalize that asset, Sarkozy?” – Cowboy Blob
5. “Her arms are much toner than Michelle’s, and so is her ass. Don’t you agree President Sarkozy?” – Daisy
4. Jason’s Photoshop
3. “You’ve lost a lot of weight Monica.” – Jon Brooks
2. What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President’s package. – Pacattack

WINNER! – “Sixteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.”Sully

Topics: Caption Contest | 24 Comments »

24 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Sorry, guys! I posted this revision last night, but it published the previous version. You may now re-commence your captions!

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    “You’ve lost alot of weight Monica.”

  3. Morgan Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    President Obama: And we, uhh, need to, uhhh, to, uhhhh…
    President Sarkozy: My, my, my-my, my.

  4. Morgan Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    President Obama failed to attract the young lady’s attention with his dance moves, much to President Sarkozy’s amusement.

  5. Daisy Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    “Her arms are much toner than Michelle’s, and so is her ass. Don’t you agree President Sarkozy?”

  6. Sully Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    Sixteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

  7. RT Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    When Obama was done apologizing for the United States, he performed his impersonation of the Commodores for Sarkozy by singing, “Brick House”.

  8. Uncle Ray Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Hold on! That looks Chelsea Clinton hair. It’s a trap!

  9. Jason Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    I emailed a photoshop entry.

    Man, the wookie has to be paa-issed that this photo is grabbing so much attention.

    I saw another photo where dear leader Zero was with a group and a woman was bending over to pick something up, his eyes were following her six as well.

    This is all PRICELESS!

  10. Randal Graves Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    White is right.

  11. Cowboy Blob Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    “I’m on ‘er, Goose! Too close for missiles, switching to guns!”

    Whi izz zis “Goose” Monseiur Obama?

  12. Cowboy Blob Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    How’d ya like ta Nationalize that asset, Sarkozy?

  13. Bitter American Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 12:09 am

    I’d hit that faster than Bush on a bender!

  14. Wes S. Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 1:36 am

    –”‘…My anaconda don’t wan’t none if you ain’t got BUNS, hon…’”

    –”Pardon, Monsieur le President?”

    –”Oh, sorry, Nick. Just humming along to one of my favorite songs there, heh heh…”

    –”And dancing to it. It’s really starting to freak me out, Barack.”

    –”Hey, it’s cool. Just as long as Michelle doesn’t notice…oh, merde.

  15. Jason Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 2:16 am

    Pimpin aint easy…

  16. Dano Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 4:49 am

    I feel a Clinton coming on…

  17. MUD Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 10:39 am

    At least he has good taste. Admit it, you would have looked too. They don’t look 16 from the rear. I would hate it if every lear I took got caught on camera. MUD

  18. Pacattack Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 11:30 am

    What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President’s package.

  19. Pacattack Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Without his teleprompter, the President is left speechless. Yet he remains focused, hoping to push forth his “personal agenda”.

  20. Ambulance Driver Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Sully wins, hands down.

  21. rodney dill Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 6:14 am

    Tour de France

  22. Sully Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Sweet!!! Thanks Wyatt.

    …and I wondered if anyone would get it… Thanks Ambulance Driver for the vote too.

  23. Randy Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    Don’t give him more credit than is due! He’s not looking where you think!

    “You put your right foot in…”

  24. Caption Contest « RT’s Ponderings Says:
    July 17th, 2009 at 8:39 pm

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