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Ashley Biden Filmed Snorting Cocaine?

By Wyatt Earp | March 29, 2009

ashley-bidenOkay, before I even post this alleged story, let’s get a few things straight:

1. So far, it has not been confirmed that the vice-president’s daughter is the woman on this videotape.

2. If it is Ashley Biden snorting cocaine on this videotape, can you really blame her? I mean, her father is universally recognized as an imbecile who says the wrong thing almost 100 percent of the time.

3. Similarly, if it is Ashley Biden on the tape . . . it’s damned funny!

A video purporting to show Ashley Biden — daughter of Vice President Joe Biden — snorting cocaine reportedly is being offered for sale.

The New York Post reports that it was shown a 90-second clip of a 42-minute video by a lawyer claiming to represent an anonymous “friend” of the vice president’s daughter. The lawyer, Thomas Dunlap, and another man say the video shows Biden’s daughter using the drug at a house party this month in Delaware.

Dunlap reportedly told the Post that the video was legally obtained, and that Ashley Biden was aware that she was being filmed. The Post reports that it refused to pay for the video, though Dunlap told the newspaper that one news organization had offered $250 thousand for the rights to the tape.

The Post reported that the video shows a 20-something woman with light skin and long brown hair taking a red straw from her mouth and bending over a desk, inserting the straw into her nostril and snorting from lines of white powder. (H/T - FOXNews)

What the Hell is she thinking? Everyone knows that you use a fresh straw when you’re snorting cocaine! You never go “mouth to nose!” Heh.

Topics: Evil = Funny |

8 Responses to “Ashley Biden Filmed Snorting Cocaine?”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Where’s the news coverage, where’s the outcry, where’s… oh never mind, it’s a democrats kid…

  2. frank Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Imagine the media meltdown if it was Palin’s daughter!

  3. RT Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Hey, she’s gotta keep it real for the social work she does. What a loser. (What? Does she have to prove she’s “bad”?)

  4. Rick Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Old NFO beat me to the comment.

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    All the cool kids are doing it!

  6. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    I heard she said..”Its Coke..spelled..C..O..K!”

  7. Doghouse Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 11:03 am

    She saw a TV broadcast of people doing it during the Depression.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Old NFO - It’s okay. The story will break any moment now. Two days later and there is ZERO mention of it on CNN. Shocka!

    Frank - They would be calling for her incarceration.

    RT - It proves that she’s “one of the regular people.” Like when Joe Biden took the train to work. Wow!

    Rick - He’s good like that.

    Mrs. Crankipants - And judging by that photo, her big nose is perfect for snorting!

    Jon - Just like dad!

    Doghouse - Now that’s funny!!!