Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | January 30, 2009
Cookie Criminal Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 2nd.
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT
Photoshop Entries:
Cowboy Blob
Top Ten Entries:
10. G is for GUN! That’s good enough for me! – Snigs
9. “…and so I sez to them, ‘why do I have to be Mr. Pink? Pink is a sissy color, why can’t I be Mr. White or Mr. Blue’…me an’ my big mouth!” – Bill Shaw
8. 24 finally jumped it’s last shark in Season 19. – The Man
7. John quickly learned that you never stiff ho’s that work for the Nookie Monster. – JimmyB
6. I can haz cooookies!!! – Lee P.
5. Glockie Monster! – Deathlok
4. Say “Elmo” one more time Mother******. – The Badger
3. Whack me Cookie Monster never quite caught on like Ticke Me Elmo. – Rodney Dill
2. Sesame Street: The Movie, a Quentin Tarantino film. – John D
WINNER! – B.C.’s Vice Photoshop
(Other photoshops are below the fold.)
Topics: Caption Contest | 39 Comments »
January 30th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Gimme the damn Coookies!
January 30th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Where are the thin mints, sucka
January 30th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
“…and so I sez to them, ‘why do I have to be Mr. Pink? Pink is a sissy color, why can’t I be Mr. White or Mr. Blue’…me an’ my big mouth!”
January 30th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Say what again!!!!!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ccc_1178364724
January 30th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Seconds later, a cop in dressed in a pink gorilla suit burst thru the door and took the Cookie Monster into custody….
January 30th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
*singing*
C is for cookie, and this is a robbery
January 30th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Excuse me, did I break your concentration….
January 30th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
“Say ‘what’ again, motherf*cker!”…
January 30th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Sesame Street: The Movie, a Quentin Tarantino film.
January 30th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
In a bid to make the IRS friendlier, Obama allowed it’s agents to go casual on Friday’s.
January 30th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
24 finally jumped it’s last shark in Season 19.
January 30th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
“Me want COOKIES! Give me COOKIES or me KILL you!”
January 30th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
G is for GUN! That’s good enough for me!
January 30th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Wyatt Earp (pre-diet days) keeping his guests away from the snacks at his own Super Bowl party.
January 30th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Glockie Monster!
January 30th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
With the departure of Big Bird’s longtime friend, Cookie Monster tries to takeover the Moniker of Sesame Street’s
“Snuffy!”
January 30th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Say “Elmo” one more time Mother******.
January 30th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Cookies bitch!
January 30th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
“Elmo sick of the Palestinians hijacking cartoon characters for jihad.”
chsw
January 30th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
“You have until 3 to tell me where you hid my teeth.”
chsw
January 30th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I said I just FORGOT the cookies, dude!
January 30th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I can haz cooookies!!!
January 30th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
The original concept for “Blue Velvet” was discarded,when Dennis Hopper refused to wear the suit.
January 30th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
“Silly me. I forgot to introduce myself. Mitch Rapp. It’s perfectly okay to squeal.”
January 30th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Screw the cookies! Me want MACAROOOOOOOOOONS!
January 30th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Apologies to all who may have already said any of the ideas that I came up with for the ShopJobs™ that I’ve been sending to Wyatt. Y’all can have the spectacular grand prize that Wyatt hands out, should I be lucky enough to win. (I’ll have to remember to check here before going off on a ShopJobbin’™ spree, next time.)
January 30th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
[...] Wyatt [...]
January 30th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
“I ate all the hash brownies. Now gimme the fucking cookies!!!!”
January 30th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Gun loaded, pussy! Gimme cookie now! I smell cookie,..no,..I smell doo-doo!
January 31st, 2009 at 7:12 am
STAY AWAY,from Miss Piggy!…….or I’m gonna WASTE yo ASS.
January 31st, 2009 at 7:24 am
“You best not tell me there ain’t no mother******* cookies in this mother******* house!”
January 31st, 2009 at 10:15 am
“Yeah. I’m mad… at the toy factory Elmo got all the test tickles.”
January 31st, 2009 at 10:16 am
Whack me Cookie Monster never quite caught on like Ticke Me Elmo.
January 31st, 2009 at 10:40 am
[...] Wyatt Earp just wants some cookies. [...]
January 31st, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Little Debbie’s Fudgies only inflamed his unnatural appetites; now Cookie Monster demands Ernie’s Twinkie.
February 1st, 2009 at 11:36 am
Nuts or no nuts?
February 1st, 2009 at 4:06 pm
John quickly learned that you never stiff ho’s that work for the Nookie Monster.
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:16 am
Thanks for the third.
You got to the judging early.
I wuz gonna add.
“You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little f*cked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to f*ckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
Great picture.
February 2nd, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Thanks, Wyatt! I’m goin’ to Disney World®! (Actually, it’s too damned crowded this time of year, what with all those damned Yankees running around like sun-starved cockroaches all over the place.)
I’m going to put all of the prize money into a college fund for the Princess.