Sundance Turning Into D-List Paradise
By Wyatt Earp | January 20, 2009
Good. It’s about time this French-infested liberal hippie moviefest got its comeuppance.
I mean when 200-year old Linda Freakin’ Hogan (left) is causing a “stir,” you know Sundance is not the place to be.
Although, I think Jerry Lewis is still a headliner there.
Has the Sundance Film Festival lost its prestige? Is it the economy, inauguration or over commercialization of Robert Redford’s 25-year-old independent film festival that has alienated the A-list crowd and instead provided a playground for psuedo-celebs to pose and party for well, no real reason at all?
Pop Tarts noticed that the one woman getting most of the attention in the oddly quiet (and much warmer than normal) Park City on Saturday was none other than “Hogan Knows Best” star, Linda Bollea. So what was she doing at a film fest? Like most celebs in town, a whole lot of nothing.
Donning a terrible fur coat and pink lipstick, Bollea paraded her 19-year-old boytoy Charlie Hill up and down Main Street to fully utilize the photo op and at one point traffic controllers had to stop the cars in every direction as so many “fans” and paps were crazily rushing to get a snap of the happy-to-pose twosome. Although perhaps it was more a case of follow the pack as most snappers were asking “Who are we taking a photo of again?” (H/T – FOXNews)
I’m sorry, but that’s pretty damned funny. Hell, I could probably cause a bigger buzz than Hogan, and I am a M-List blogger!
And for cripes’ sake, can we please see more stories about Brooke Hogan, and less stories about her mother? Thank you.
Topics: Snarkasm | 6 Comments »
January 20th, 2009 at 11:22 am
I’m waiting for you to be assigned to work Sundance. You’d love that!
January 20th, 2009 at 11:43 am
D-list? Is that a typo? Was it supposed to say D-cup? Just asking.
January 20th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Damn . . . you could stand a tea cup and saucer on those. (Ma Hogan.)
January 20th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
With a bit of rearrangement they could carry a couple of pints.
January 20th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Man. That’s a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.
BZ
January 20th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
White Trash! from the same city as the feces tossing monkey.Please spare us from celebrities of this ilk.