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It’s A Festivus Miracle!

By Wyatt Earp | December 18, 2010

I don’t want to see how these guys perform “,” though.

A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of “Seinfeld” to get better meals at the Orange County jail.

The Orange County Register reported Monday that Malcolm Alarmo King disliked the salami meals served at the jail, so he used his devotion to Festivus as a reason to get kosher meals reserved for inmates with religious needs.

Unfortunately for Mr. King, Festivus is not over until Bubba pins him.

Topics: Snarkasm | 1 Comment »

One Response to “It’s A Festivus Miracle!”

  1. Ingineer66 Says:
    December 18th, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    Hey if we have to give special treatment to Muslim prisoners then why not Festivus celebrants. It is the celebration for the rest of us.