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I Triple Dog Dare Ya!

By Wyatt Earp | January 16, 2009

<i>Ooh, that's gotta hurt!</i>

Ooh, that's gotta hurt!

I’m sorry, but this story is pretty damned funny!

HAMMOND, Ind. – In a scene straight out of the movie “A Christmas Story,” a 10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole. Police said the unidentified fourth-grader was able to tell them that a friend dared him to lick the pole Wednesday night. Temperatures in Hammond were around 10 degrees at the time.

By the time an ambulance arrived, the boy was able to yank his tongue off the frozen pole.

Police said ambulance personnel explained to the boy’s mother how to care for his bleeding tongue. ()

“Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!”

Tee hee hee!

Topics: Evil = Funny |

4 Responses to “I Triple Dog Dare Ya!”

  1. Steve Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 12:13 am

    Ahhhhhh fudge. That is pretty funny.

  2. Sully Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 7:51 am

    Thanks for the morning laugh Wyatt.

  3. Doghouse Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    Those of you who made him do this know who you are. And I’m sure the guilt you’re feeling is far worse than any punishment I could give you.

  4. Easily Lost Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 10:50 am

    We did that to my younger sister many years ago. We thought it was hilarious at the time :D
    Of course, my mother did not think it was so funny.