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Kendra Wilkinson Cheated On Hugh Hefner

By Wyatt Earp | January 16, 2009


What??? That whore!!!

Who knew you had to sneak sex at the Playboy Mansion?

Kendra Wilkinson, one of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner’s three girlfriends on “The Girls Next Door,” told US Weekly magazine that “I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it.”

And yet, she never saw fit to call me. What gives?

While Wilkinson, 23, said she and Hefner were intimate at times, mostly she just saw him once day in passing.

Wilkinson described Hefner as more of a “sugar daddy” who kept close tabs on the girls, which made her “insane.” (H/T - FOXNews)

Really, ya think? Gee, all this time I thought that the gals flocked to Hef because he was so witty, handsome, and young.

Good Lord, this woman may be the most idiotic female on the planet - and considering this planet also houses Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Janeane Garofalo, that’s saying something. Luckily for her, looks go a long way.

Topics: Babes |

10 Responses to “Kendra Wilkinson Cheated On Hugh Hefner”

  1. Ryan Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Yeah, but have you ever heard her laugh? OMG!

    I’d rather masturbate with a cheese grater than have sex with her…

  2. Deanna Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 10:09 am

    Any woman with a brain would be attracted to Hef. GAG!

  3. Doghouse Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 10:10 am

    She looks dang good, but I think if you put your head up to her ear, you’d hear the ocean.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Ryan - How colorful. Heh.

    Deanna - What, you don’t think he’s “da bomb?”

    Doghouse - I guarantee it . . . even if she were standing in Kansas.

  5. John D Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 11:45 am

    One of Hef’s three girlfriends cheated on him? Dang, family values just aren’t what they used to be.

  6. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Hef’s Girlfriends?
    They live with an old geezer for a 1K a week “allowance.”
    I don’t think of them as girlfriends, more like prostitutes who don’t have to put out.

  7. Gary Rosen Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    I disagree. I would rather have sex with her than masturbate with a cheese grater. YMMV.

  8. JumpOut Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Are you serious? How is this news? Who wasn’t already pretty sure they were getting it somewhere else so to speak?

  9. RT Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    Wow. Hef must be broken up about that.

    That whole “world” is so disgusting. Hank Baskett’s family must be proud.

  10. USA_Admiral Says:
    January 16th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    In the world of today this is big news.

    When is that old geezer going to die?