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Attention Men: Cease “Motorboating” At Once!

By Wyatt Earp | November 29, 2008

<i>Must.  Resist.  Erica!</i>

Must. Resist. Erica!

And remember the old Seinfeld adage: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.”

KAMPALA – Uganda’s police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.

“They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state,” Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP.

“You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him,” he said. “And the victim doesn’t remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing.” (H/TAFP)

And he also remembers waking up with a big smile on his face.

What???

Topics: Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “Attention Men: Cease “Motorboating” At Once!”

  1. Old NFO says:

    Damn, there goes the LAST vice… sigh…

  2. marvin says:

    Some people report being victimized several times…just today…by the same suspect…

  3. TexasFred says:

    Seriously, wouldn’t the fumes of the chloroform knock the chick out too?? Those fumes DO tend to rise don’t they??

    And I guess if you’re a Ugandan it’s OK to get face 1st in a Ugandan females chest, but ya know, that is just somewhere I am NOT gonna go…

  4. Easily Lost says:

    Criminals keep get more creative, I’ll give them that.

  5. Easily Lost says:

    getting, too ;) forgot I tossed the grammar book out last night…….

  6. rodney dill says:

    More like windshield wipers
    smack
    smack
    smack
    smack
    smack
    ….

  7. Sully says:

    Pure freakin genius.

    It’s a booby trap.

    Watch out Jessica Rabbit….

  8. JumpOut says:

    Well, if ya gotta get robbed, I’m sure there are worse ways.

  9. Wyatt Earp says:

    Old NFO – I mean, it’s all we have left!!!

    Marvin – I told you that in confidence!!!

    Texas Fred – Yeah, those uppity American broads won’t go for it. Heh.

    E.L. – If only they used their powers for good.

    Rodney – Bawahahahahahahahaha!

    Sully – Rule #1: Cartoons should not be hot. It’s creepy.

    JumpOut – Ya got that right!