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I Knew I Was Worth More Dead Than Alive

By Wyatt Earp | July 21, 2008

$4175.00The Cadaver Calculator – Find out how much your body is worth.

That’s good, but not great . . .

Topics: Uncategorized | 20 Comments »

20 Responses to “I Knew I Was Worth More Dead Than Alive”

  1. RT Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 8:42 am

    $5275

    Cha-ching! That would be some gas money! ;P”’

  2. ajdshootist Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 8:49 am

    $4690 Not much but i am 60yrs old.

  3. Mikeb302000 Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Mine’s worth $4250, but on top of that there’s the life insurance and pension benefits. Please don’t tell my wife.

  4. Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 9:09 am

    $5,625.

    eat me.

  5. Deanna Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 9:27 am

    $5190… This is the weirdest test I have ever taken!

  6. Snigs Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 9:35 am

    $4475 for me. Daily smoking and occasional tanning didn’t help my worth much. Sigh. Why are all the fun things so bad for you?

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Jeez, either I am the only one who was honest, or I completely suck. I’m going with the latter.

  8. Typicalwhitey Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 10:12 am

    $3825
    I am using this body up for all it’s worth!!

  9. -->Doghouse --> Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 11:16 am

    $4815

    Wonder what the max is?

  10. Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 11:24 am

    probably $5,625 :-)

  11. Momster Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 11:57 am

    I am worth $4590.00. Where do I go to collect?

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Momster – The morgue, probably. This is what you’re worth dead.

  13. BobG Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    $4355, and that’s only if I am sold by the pound…

  14. Momster Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Oh, well then never mind.

  15. Kim Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    $5824 Cha-ching!

  16. Ky Person Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    4315. I’m 57.

  17. Bloviating Zeppelin Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    $4,400. Ya think I can get a loan for new kitchen flooring against that?

    BZ

  18. Sssteve Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    $5275 whoo hooo!

  19. Jim Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    $3840 – What’s that, about 900-1000 gallons of gas?

  20. wagonsux Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    $3175. Wow. If I was a car, I’d be a Kia.