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I Knew I Was Worth More Dead Than Alive

By Wyatt Earp | July 21, 2008

$4175.00The Cadaver Calculator – Find out how much your body is worth.

That’s good, but not great . . .

Topics: Quizzes | 20 Comments »

20 Responses to “I Knew I Was Worth More Dead Than Alive”

  1. RT says:

    $5275

    Cha-ching! That would be some gas money! ;P”’

  2. ajdshootist says:

    $4690 Not much but i am 60yrs old.

  3. Mikeb302000 says:

    Mine’s worth $4250, but on top of that there’s the life insurance and pension benefits. Please don’t tell my wife.

  4. Deanna says:

    $5190… This is the weirdest test I have ever taken!

  5. Snigs says:

    $4475 for me. Daily smoking and occasional tanning didn’t help my worth much. Sigh. Why are all the fun things so bad for you?

  6. Wyatt Earp says:

    Jeez, either I am the only one who was honest, or I completely suck. I’m going with the latter.

  7. Typicalwhitey says:

    $3825
    I am using this body up for all it’s worth!!

  8. Doghouse says:

    $4815

    Wonder what the max is?

  9. Momster says:

    I am worth $4590.00. Where do I go to collect?

  10. Wyatt Earp says:

    Momster – The morgue, probably. This is what you’re worth dead.

  11. BobG says:

    $4355, and that’s only if I am sold by the pound…

  12. Momster says:

    Oh, well then never mind.

  13. Kim says:

    $5824 Cha-ching!

  14. Ky Person says:

    4315. I’m 57.

  15. $4,400. Ya think I can get a loan for new kitchen flooring against that?

    BZ

  16. Sssteve says:

    $5275 whoo hooo!

  17. Jim says:

    $3840 – What’s that, about 900-1000 gallons of gas?

  18. wagonsux says:

    $3175. Wow. If I was a car, I’d be a Kia.