By Wyatt Earp | October 5, 2011
You can now get a model’s body by eating whatever you want!*
Most of us get over the disappointment of not having the figure of a supermodel by seeking comfort in the fact that at least we get to eat three full meals a day. So Daisy Lowe’s revelation that she toned up by eating more than she used to has thrown a bit of a spanner in the works.
‘Diets don’t work for me,’ she said. ‘If I’m told I can’t have something, I just crave it more.’
I can understand why you would crave me, Daisy; I’m a terrific catch. I’m sorry, though; I’m married. You’ll just have to pine for me from afar.
*If you have terrific genes, a high metabolism, and a personal trainer.