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Good News, Ladies!

By Wyatt Earp | October 5, 2011

You can now get a model’s body by eating whatever you want!*

Most of us get over the disappointment of not having the figure of a supermodel by seeking comfort in the fact that at least we get to eat three full meals a day. So Daisy Lowe’s revelation that she toned up by eating more than she used to has thrown a bit of a spanner in the works.

‘Diets don’t work for me,’ she said. ‘If I’m told I can’t have something, I just crave it more.’

I can understand why you would crave me, Daisy; I’m a terrific catch. I’m sorry, though; I’m married. You’ll just have to pine for me from afar.

*If you have terrific genes, a high metabolism, and a personal trainer.

Topics: Babes | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Good News, Ladies!”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    October 5th, 2011 at 10:44 am

    I love black haired beauties. She is on a par with Lucy Lu.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 5th, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    Jon – I’m gonna eat all of the Arby’s I want. It
    ll get me fit and trim just like she is.

  3. fozzy Says:
    October 5th, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    *And that miracle diet drug cocaine.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 5th, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    Fozzy – “Cocaine’s a helluva drug.” – Rick James