By Wyatt Earp | April 21, 2011
Since the economy is in the tank, many agencies are unveiling new plans to get people back to work. As usual, Florida’s plans are full of teh FAIL.
Florida officials are investigating an unemployment agency that spent public money to give 6,000 superhero capes to the jobless. Workforce Central Florida spent more than $14,000 on the red capes as part of its “Cape-A-Bility Challenge” campaign. The campaign featured a cartoon character, “Dr. Evil Unemployment,” who needs to be vanquished.
The only thing that needs to be vanquished is the moron who thought up this plan.
Speaking of moronic plans . . .
The U.S. Military: Burning Bibles To Cozy Up To Afghans
Bibles were sent to U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan. But the U.S. government determined that the presence of Bibles in this “devoutly Muslim country” might inflame the natives. So they burned them. Why did they burn them? Because it is military policy to burn its trash.
So, the Bibles, according to U.S. policy, are trash, garbage, and it’s OK to burn them.
Rip me if you like, but screw any soldier that follows this policy. I’ll lose all respect for any member of our military that participates in this.
The police union in Scranton, PA has filed a grievance against the city because the non-union police chief made an arrest while off-duty. The union claims that the police chief is not allowed to make arrests because under the union contract only “bargaining unit” members can make arrests. (H/T – Kitty)
Because it doesn’t matter that a criminal is arrested. Only who makes the arrest. Dolts.
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