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Olivia Wilde: Being Rich And Famous Is Hard

By Wyatt Earp | July 15, 2011

You peons just don’t know what it’s like! Especially when it comes to dating!!

She has been linked to some of Hollywood’s hottest men but Olivia Wilde says dating is like entering a “shark pool.” Wilde – who is divorcing her husband Tao Ruspoli – says: “I’m trying to be adult, entering the shark pool of dating. But I’m hopeless at it.”

But the Cowboys & Aliens star doesn’t seem to be dating anyone seriously. She blames her celebrity, saying: “It makes dating harder. If someone becomes involved with you, they know they will be photographed and written about and investigated in some way.”

Ya know, Olivia, you can forfeit all of that by retiring from acting and living in very comfortable seclusion. I anxiously await your announcement.

Olivia Wilde: Pretty on the outside. The inside? Not so much.

Topics: Babes | 15 Comments »

15 Responses to “Olivia Wilde: Being Rich And Famous Is Hard”

  1. Dannytheman Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 9:02 am

    She’s one I would take a chance with. Let the investigation begin! Now get naked baby!!

  2. Sally Anne Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 9:03 am

    Let me call her a waaaahmbulance. Maybe they’ll take her to the hospital so House can euthanize her.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 9:12 am

    Danny – Make no mistake: she doesn’t want us “regular people.”

    Sally Anne – He can beat her to death with his cane.

  4. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 9:22 am

    This chick whines more than my 5 year old daughter.

  5. Jon Brooks Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 11:39 am

    For Sally Anne:

    Flight Attendent: “A hospital!?” What is it!?”

    Neilson: “A big white building with a big red cross, but that’s not important now!”

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Ferrell – And unlike your 5-year old daughter, Wilde can afford to buy her way out of “misery.”

    Jon – Well done.

  7. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 11:56 am

    But, but she’s not BLONDE.

  8. ajdshootist Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    I would not kick her out of bed,but im so deaf i problay would not hear her whines.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    LDIV – She may as well be, because she personifies the myth that they’re stupid.

    Ajdshootist – If I had a chance with her, I’d puncture my ear drums with knitting needles.

  10. RogerDee Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Sorry Wyatt, but she’s just HOTT. I could learn to live with the whine and cheese. (Like I have a chance and my current bride would let me out of our contract)

  11. Sean D Sorrentino Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Some might be able to live with the whine and cheese, but could you live with her insane left wing beliefs? How about her veganism?

    There’s no one so pretty that I could put up with that.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 11:29 pm

    Roger – Yeah, she’s not hot enough to take the moonbattery.

    Sean – Jesus. Isn’t is always grand when Hollywood libs side with the party that is always targeting the “rich?”

  13. andycanuck Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 11:38 pm

    Lisa Edelstein is also a hot Commie. If you like her and House M.D., don’t read her bio at IMDB. (Although, luckily, I’ve forgotten the details of it from about 4 months ago.)

  14. Albert MacMeda Says:
    July 16th, 2011 at 1:28 am

    Life is just so hard for her. Fast forward a decade or two – she’ll be a chain smoking, drug and alcohol addicted high maintenance homeless woman who still thinks men are lining up to pay big bucks to be with her.

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