By Wyatt Earp | April 21, 2011
This bull proudly shows off .
Police in north-central Pennsylvania say they’ve solved the case of the missing bull semen. Authorities in Sweden Township say a package containing 1,770 units of the valuable agricultural product was reported missing from a residence where it was to be delivered on April 2.
Police now tell the Bradford Era newspaper that it was never stolen. Rather, a UPS driver left the package at the home and then returned to retrieve it after realizing it shouldn’t have been delivered without someone signing for it.
Who the hell wants to sign for a package of bull semen? Well, besides Lady Gaga?