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TSA: Total Sexual Assault

By Wyatt Earp | December 6, 2010

A former Baywatch babe was given a “thorough” scan at LAX recently after catching a male agent’s eye. I think it’s high time to disband the TSA.

A former “Baywatch” beauty is feeling overexposed after going through what she says was a humiliating body scan by Transportation Security Administration agents at Los Angeles International Airport. Donna D’Errico, who was the Playboy Playmate in September 1995, says she got a few leers along with the scan and isn’t happy about it.

After waiting in a long line of holiday travelers, D’Errico and her son finally made it to the moving carrier where all the carry-on bags are placed. That’s when a TSA agent took her by the elbow and told her she needed to “come this way.”

Gee, I can’t possibly figure out why the former Playmate was selected. /snark.

Oh yeah, that’s why . . .

D’Errico said. “I immediately asked why we were having to go through an extra search, and no one else was being made to do so, indicating the long line of other passengers in front of and behind where we had been in line. In a very sarcastic tone, and still holding me by the elbow, the agent responded, ‘Because you caught my eye, and they’ — pointing to the other passengers — ‘didn’t.’”

Complaints such as these are becoming more common with each passing day. Isn’t it high time we disbanded the TSA once and for all?

Topics: Babes | 23 Comments »

23 Responses to “TSA: Total Sexual Assault”

  1. Rob in Katy Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    I thought that they had “same gender” pat-downs? If that is not the case, then maybe I should re-think applying…

  2. Ingineer66 Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    It just says TSA agent. Who is to say it wasn’t a woman. Some of the female TSA people could be mistaken for men and vice versa.

  3. Ingineer66 Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    Whoops I went back and read the article and it was a man that pulled her aside. TSA is out of control.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Rob – I’m sure Napolitano sees nothing wrong with this, especially she seems like the type to “appreciate” the female form.

    Ingineer66 – Yeah, the man noticed her and pulled her out of line. Nice, huh?

  5. bob (either orr) Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    TSA = Tremendously Sick Assholes.

  6. BlackOrchid Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    I liked the part where a TSA official spokesman said he found the whole thing just totally a laugh riot!

    You can just taste the antipathy these petty bureaucrats feel for all of us . . .

  7. Robin Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    I haven’t flown in years because of the security. We live in a very beautiful country and I’ve seen a lot of it lately. Its worth driving. The trip is a vacation if you aren’t in a hurry. Slow down a bit.
    I also think it is time for citizens to pyhsically defend themselves against extreme civil rights violations by government agents, federal, state, or local. If someone had fought back against the Brown Shirts, we might not have had WWII.

  8. Dr. Evil Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    HEY! This is for ALL of our safety! I know I’ll sleep better tonite knowing if that girl was packing silicon or not (she clearly was).

    On a more serious note: I do agree with the TSA. I mean Isreal have men (and women) packing ak-47s strolling through the airport. Is this unfortuante a hotty got ane extra pat down from a jack wagon? YES. But think of the millions who travel DAILY who do not. The TSA is a necessary evil. Much like gun law safety checks, DUI checkpoints, and the deceased Dick Clark. Suck it up, get over it, and realize it IS FOR SAFETY. Will there be cracks in the system, of course because we’re all human and prone to error. But when i fly I’d rather go through an embarassing grope from a mouth breather than have some (racially insensitive comment deleted) fly my plane into the Empire State Building or someone releasing a vial of small pox on the plane.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    Bob – Damn, that’s better than mine.

    Orchid – The spokesman should have pulled a Denzel Washington from Training Day: “I run sh*t here. You just live here!”

    Robin – I like the fact that people are openly showing their displeasure at the airports now. Not that Big Sis cares. She doesn’t have to go through the screening.

    Dr. Evil – I agree, to a point. The screenings by the TSA have been so far arbitrary and capricious. Yeah, I wrote that. It is Kabuki theater to make us feel better – nothing more.

    The fact that they are considering changes to accommodate Muslim women with veils should tell you something. They are not concerned with safety. They are concerned with looking concerned.

  10. johnnyreb Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    TSA = “overpaid mall cops using federal authority to exert their “superior-than-thou-art” powertrip”

  11. GroovyVic Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Would YOU want to mess with a woman who was married to Nikki Sixx?

  12. Old NFO Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    THE STUPIDITY CONTINUES… Friggin idjits…

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Johnny – Andf satisfying their perv quotient.

    Groovy – I wouldn’t, probably because she’s full of STD’s. What? I’m just sayin’.

  14. fozzy Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    Dr. Evil – Nobody says that airline security is unneccesary, the complaint is that they are doing it wrong. The TSA manages to completely violate flyers privacy while accomplishing nothing. The Israelis you mentioned are the number one terrorist target in the world so they have the best security.

  15. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    Fozzy – I’d love to have the Israelis doing our security. At least we’d know they were doing it correctly.

  16. Sally Anne Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    I’ll never go through airport security again. Even in a couple of weeks when I have to take Sgt. Bones back from leave- since they will often let a spouse accompany a soldier to the terminal- I won’t take the chance that they’ll try to run me through one of those things. And I would never take that “prom night special” pat-down option they offer. >_> creeps.

  17. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Sally Anne – How about you come to Philly, and I’ll hook you up with an extra special Wyatt Screening? :)

  18. GroovyVic Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    Dammit, I have that same bra/pants outfit. That bitch stole my look!

  19. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    GroovyVic – Sue the broad!

  20. Woody Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    “she seems like the type to “appreciate” the female form”

    LMAO. Ya think?

  21. RogerDee Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 7:40 am

    Hiel Hitler!!!

  22. Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 8:44 am

    Don’t put up with this garbage! Boycott Flying COMPLETELY, until sanity returns! Please join us on Facebook:

  23. lergnom Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    I told my wife I wouldn’t fly commercial until this nonsense is resolved, unless it’s life or death. Either that or mess with them in a big way, like show up at the airport right after an isotope stress test and watch the meters light up.