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Salma Hayek: Illegal Immigrant

By Wyatt Earp | December 8, 2010

Okay, I have always been a fan of Salma. Okay, not of her acting – or lack thereof – but I have always been a fan of her, um, more tangible assets. That being said, Hayek has been a libtard when it came to illegal immigration, and that annoyed the hell out of me. She came here legally, so why can’t the rest of them?

Then I read the below story. Apparently, there’s a reason Hayek is embracing the scumbag illegals. She used to be one.

If there is any justice at all, Sheriff Joe Arpaio is putting her on his tent city waiting list.

Salma Hayek talks about her humble beginnings, her former undocumented immigrant status and her charity projects in the new issue of V Magazine Spain, where the Mexican actress seductively poses for the cover titled “A Woman’s Weapons.”

“I was an illegal immigrant in the United States,” Hayek said during the interview. “It was for a small period of time, but I still did it.”

It’s okay, Salma. You’re hot, and we make exemptions for hot illegals. The dirty, lazy illegals are the ones we want to throw out on their asses. What? I’m just sayin’.

Topics: Babes, Illegal Immigration | 16 Comments »

16 Responses to “Salma Hayek: Illegal Immigrant”

  1. Sully Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 7:32 am

    She’s still two of my favorite things.

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 7:34 am

    Loved her in Dawn to Dusk even though she had only a bite..I mean bit..part. Her assets do procede her.

  3. John D Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    If there is any justice at all, Sheriff Joe Arpaio is putting her on his tent city waiting list.

    I’m putting her on my list too. I don’t have a tent city like Sheriff Joe, but I’m willing to pitch a tent… just for Salma.

  4. rodney dill Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 9:08 am

    She can stay… ban her clothes

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 9:34 am

    She makes her illegal status sound like she picked lettuce or was someone’s housekeeper. Salma’s family is loaded, her green card was bought and paid for. Now she’s married to a billionaire who wipes his ass with Gucci bags. Which is probably a blessing, since most of her movies are collecting dust in the two dollar bin at WalMart. She does have a great pair of tits though, normally I despise fake boobs unless they’re done really well, and hers are done really well.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 10:38 am

    Sully – Mine, too.

    Jon – And they stay with you all day.

    John D. – Suddenly everyone turns into a Boy Scout when she’s around.

    Rodney – Seconded!

    Mrs. Crankipants – Give that doctor a cigar! And Desperado was good, but not because of her.

  7. proof Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Wyatt: Are you suggesting that we double Down our efforts in screening illegals?

  8. Bob G. Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    If making Salma “legal” would entail any sort of ADOPTION procedures…sign ME the hell UP!
    (always willing to help where needed)


    Stay safe.

  9. MR Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    She’s not really saying the whole truth. She was NOT an illegal immigrant. If she had a student visa, which she claims to have had, and it expired while she was in the country, she was still legal. She wouldn’t have to renew while in the US. Only upon leaving the country would she need to renew it. If she didn’t and then re-entered the country, then, and only then, would she have an illegal status. But that’s not what happened.

    I don’t think many people are familiar with the nuances and details of different visas, and the specificities of a student visa.

    I had a student visa. I went through a lot of this. I only had to renew my visa every year if I left US territory. And there were plenty of documents and document-checking to confirm and secure my legality. (I-20, SEVIS etc)

    I think Salma Hayek is making it a little bigger than it was.

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    Proof – Only on those where the DD is applicable.

    Bob G – Everyone needs a sponsor, right?

    MR – And that works right into her “pity the illegals” meme. Wow, she’s a sneaky bastard.

  11. Fenway_Nation Says:
    December 9th, 2010 at 4:04 am

    Wyatt- just to let you know, I’m pretty sure that Salma’s background is pretty aristocratic by nature….not just by Mexican standards, but by anybody’s standards. I think her parents were wealthy merchants, ballet dancers or classically trained opera singers, as opposed to backbreaking labor all day harvesting agave ’til their hands bled.

    I highly suspect she overstayed a student visa or something like that, as opposed to crawling under barbed wire and sprinting behind craggy rocks to avoid detection from the Border Patrol in the 115 degree Sonoran Desert or some crap.

  12. Skip Says:
    December 9th, 2010 at 4:41 am

    Sooo..if I threw a leg over that does that mean I’m entering a Mexican illegaly? ICE can get me?
    I’ll be in my bunk.

  13. RogerDee Says:
    December 9th, 2010 at 5:41 am

    I’d marry her, for a day or 10, just to keep it legal, ya know…

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 9th, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Fenway – Entitled illegals gets a whole new meaning with this broad.

    Skip – ICE will wait until you get dressed, I think.

    Roger – Well, you’re all about keeping things legal.

  15. Crusty Says:
    December 9th, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    My bet is she floated across the Rio Grande

  16. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 10th, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Crusty – With those built-in devices.