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Saturday, December 11th, 2010Guys, have you ever wondered if there are attractive female police officers on this planet? You know, the ones who don’t look like they can take a door with their shoulder and carry two suspects out – one in each arm? Well, while there are plenty of officers who fit this description – especially in [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, December 10th, 2010Bobby Pin Caption Contest (Source: The Daily Mail) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 13th. Good luck! Original Caption: Restrained: Police covered in paint pin down a demonstrator. Photoshop Entries: Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Rodney Dill [...]
Westboro Baptist To Protest My High School
Friday, December 10th, 2010Good, can they protest all of the girls who wouldn’t go out with me? The human garbage that comprise the Westboro Baptist Church – the scumbags who protest the funerals of U.S. servicemen – will be in Philadelphia on December 20th. They will be picketing outside two area Catholic high schools: Archbishop Ryan and Father [...]
NYC Business Owner Conducts Exit “Poles”
Friday, December 10th, 2010And make no mistake, her customers’ polls are rising. One female entrepreneur in lower Manhattan is combining two passions to entice new customers. Greeting cards are not the only items on display at Jill-Anne’s store on the Lower East Side. “I always swore to myself I would always have fun at work. I have a [...]
Democrat Lawmaker: “F**K The President”
Thursday, December 9th, 2010Ooo baby, it’s time to break out the popcorn. The frustration with President Barack Obama over his tax cut compromise was palpable and even profane at Thursday’s House Democratic Caucus meeting. One unidentified lawmaker went so far as to mutter “f— the president” while Rep. Shelley Berkley was defending the package the president negotiated with [...]
Strangler Terrorizes Philadelphia
Thursday, December 9th, 2010DragonLady mentioned this story yesterday and I completely forgot I haven’t posted about it. Sorry about that, but my division is so busy, I rarely notice something that happens in another. Even when it makes national news. For those not in the know, a serial strangler is on the loose in the Kensington section of [...]
Live With Regis And Kelly And Wyatt
Thursday, December 9th, 2010So, yesterday was a pretty good day at the blog. I had what we in the business call a “hit-alanche.” Apparently, Kelly Ripa fractured her hip the other day while exercising. What is she 80? What kind of person is so fragile that they just break bones at the drop of . . . Hold [...]
Drug Ring Busted At Columbia University
Wednesday, December 8th, 2010Oh, so that’s why their football team sucks so bad! They’re all strung out on LSD-infused SweetTarts! Five Columbia University students were charged Tuesday with selling LSD-spiked candy and other drugs at three fraternity houses and other residences on the Ivy League campus, with two allegedly claiming they needed the drug money to cover tuition. [...]
NY Union Boss Welcomes Racial Profiling
Wednesday, December 8th, 2010The head of the New York State Federation of Taxi Drivers is asking his members to racially profile passengers for their own safety. This comes after a fellow driver was shot multiple times by an Hispanic gun-toting thug. Naturally, the liberals are throwing out the usual accusations of racism. Fernando Mateo, president of the New [...]
Salma Hayek: Illegal Immigrant
Wednesday, December 8th, 2010Okay, I have always been a fan of Salma. Okay, not of her acting – or lack thereof – but I have always been a fan of her, um, more tangible assets. That being said, Hayek has been a libtard when it came to illegal immigration, and that annoyed the hell out of me. She [...]
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