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Christina Hendricks Wants A Banana

By Wyatt Earp | December 7, 2010

And I’m just the man to give it to her. Okay, I’ll confess: the best I can give her is a plantain.

Actually, the voluptuous star of Mad Man was interviewed recently about Christmas and gift-giving. Thankfully, she celebrates the holiday, and doesn’t deride it like most of the Hollywood libtards. During the Q&A, Christina disclosed a Hendricks secret tradition. Every Christmas, her family gives each other “personalized pieces of fruit.”

I wonder if anyone ever gave her Clay Aiken? What? I’m just sayin’.

The actress, who is best known for her role in Mad Men, confessed her family has a tradition of giving personalised pieces of fruit over the festive season. While some people may find the gift unusual, Christina insists she looks forward to it as it helps prepare her for a day of over-indulgence.

“My family always does a banana with your name on it in your stocking,” she told People magazine. “You carve [the name] in really lightly with a pencil, and a couple hours later it’s nice and black. It sounds so gross but I promise it’s really cute! (H/TMrs. Crankipants)

A banana in her stocking? Ladies and gentlemen, start your joking!

Topics: Babes | 15 Comments »

15 Responses to “Christina Hendricks Wants A Banana”

  1. Sean Sorrentino Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    I’ll be in my bunk

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    OMG those are weighing down on her chest so much that she’s turning blue!!

  3. Fenway_Nation Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    Banana in my stocking nothing, I wouldn’t mind getting a faceful of them thar’ melons

    (personalized, of course!)

  4. Robert B. Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    She likes bananas? She is definitely the gorilla my dreams.

  5. AJ Lynch Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    “I’ll be in my bunk” that was a great movie line! I can’t remember which movie was that? One of the Aliens?

  6. dragonlady474 Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    If the stockings rocking, don’t come knockin’.

  7. Mike47 Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    “Is that a banana in your stocking, or are you just glad to see me?”

  8. Lou Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    Too easy.

  9. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    I’ve always liked having a banana in my stocking. What’s nice is that they’re easily replaceable when they get too soft and mushy.

  10. bob (either orr) Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    But bananas can get squished.

  11. Rick Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    I am not sure about the banana.But she has a nice pear(PAIR)

  12. Nik Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    “I’ll be in my bunk” is from Firefly — uttered by Jayne, the Hero of Canton, after Inara takes a female client into her shuttle, IIRC.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 10:48 am

    Sean – Good plan.

    Jon – Out of my way, I know CPR!

    Fenway – They’d keep you warm on a cold winter morning.

    Robert B. – Mine, too.

    AJ – Firefly. See Nik’s comment below.

    Mike47 – If she’s in the room, I’m just glad to see her.

    Lou – Yeah, not much effort needed here, but it’s still fun to throw them out there.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Is that a euphemism?

    Bob – But it would go with a smile on its face.

    Rick – You have t squeeze them to see if they’re ripe.

    Nik – Correctamundo!

  14. Tennessee Budd Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    Would a gherkin do?

  15. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 9th, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Tennessee – Probably. Good call.