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German Kids Get Strange, Sexy Gift

By Wyatt Earp | September 4, 2010

Some German children received a unique gift for their first day of school this year. In a move guaranteed to jump start the little devils into puberty, a group gave out pens that project pornographic images. Porn pens. They’re .

Children attending the Adolf Reichwein School in [Essen, Germany] were handed cones containing the pens by members of the German Communist Party, according to the school’s headmaster.

“The German Communist Party deeply regrets what has happened and is outraged that this kind of thing, which borders on pornography, can be purchased in normal shops,” it said, adding that its lawyers were now investigating whether the vendors could be prosecuted.

The party has offered to exchange the pens for something more suitable for children.

For the Communist Party, those “suitable” gifts included a copy of The Communist Manifesto for Kids and an autographed 8×10 bikini photo of Joseph Stalin.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “German Kids Get Strange, Sexy Gift”

  1. proof Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    That’ll put some lead in your pencil!

  2. Raptor Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 11:05 pm

    Even for Commies, that is just plain messed up.

  3. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    Euro trash communists – I expect nothing good from these heathens.

    It is funny though………………

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 5th, 2010 at 7:17 am

    Proof – Pun intended!

    Raptor – Gotta support the workers . . . even when they work in pr0n.

    LDIV – Unless you’re a parent of one of the kids . . .

  5. bob (either orr) Says:
    September 5th, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Coming soon to a Philadelphia public school near you.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 5th, 2010 at 10:49 am

    Bob – Thankfully, my kids go to Catholic school.