Archive for August, 2010
« Previous EntriesThe Philly Media: Suddenly Gun-Friendly
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010For those gun owners not from the area, let me hit you with some knowledge: Philly is one of the most gun-unfriendly cities in America. The media here likens gun owners to war criminals and puppy killers. Yet today, the Inquirer posts a story about gun owners who were arrested by the evil Philadelphia Police, [...]
Switzerland Introduces The Slut Hut
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010Pimpin’ ain’t easy . . . unless you do it in Zurich. Prostitution has become such a problem in Switzerland that Zurich officials have made proposals to add “sex boxes” to the city. The idea itself is adopted from German cities like Essen and Cologne, and will be a way for prostitution to continue on [...]
Philly Rape Story Has Lots Of Stupid
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010There are hundreds of stories about stupid criminals here at SYLG, but this is the first in a while where the stupidity saturated every facet of the tale. This criminal is the king of kings when it comes to teh stupid. Don’t believe me? Just read this excerpt from the news story: A man who [...]
Are You Ready For Some Football?
Monday, August 30th, 2010Finally, football comes back on Thursday, September 9th. Coincidentally, Kyle’s fall soccer season starts around the same time. This year, the team has put out a fund raiser that may be of interest to degenerate gamblers like myself. They are hosting an NFL suicide pool through an independent website. For those not in the know, [...]
Walk On The Wild Side
Monday, August 30th, 2010Loyal reader MeToo send me this awesome link: Got mad acting skills? Enter to win a walk-on role on AMC’s “Mad Men.” Submit a photo of you in your best “Mad Men” style, spread the word, and ask your friends to vote. Submit your photo until September 6th. Vote for your favorite photo until September [...]
Pennsylvania’s Death Penalty: Uslesss
Monday, August 30th, 2010More tales of the obvious. You have a better chance of seeing me win the Pulitzer than seeing the death penalty carried out in Pennsylvania. HARRISBURG – Last week, Gov. Rendell signed three more death warrants – for an Allegheny County man who killed his wife and teenage son nearly a decade ago, the killer [...]
The Birds
Sunday, August 29th, 2010Monkey and Bird is back, and just in the nick of time, because I am fresh out of post ideas. I mean, I was about to post photos of me in a Speedo, but since the new installment of M&B came along, there is no need for that. See the sacrifices I make for you [...]
Beware The Philly Recycling Police
Sunday, August 29th, 2010First, they threatened to force bloggers to purchase a $300 business license fee. Then, they towed away the Cupcake Lady’s truck. Now, they’re fining people for not recycling enough: Of all the trash bags on all the streets in all the city, they rummaged through his. And then, they gave him a ticket for not [...]
This Story Brought To You By The Letter “P”
Sunday, August 29th, 2010Stranded in a remote area without a gas station in sight? Caught in the ‘hood with an empty gas can? No longer a problem. Indian scientists are currently working on a fuel cell system that runs entirely on urine. Yeah, you heard me. Pretty soon you’ll be able to pee your way to the supermarket [...]
Osama Bin Laden: America’s James Bond
Saturday, August 28th, 2010That’s the claim from the uber-senile Fidel Castro, anyway. Fidel Castro has more reason than most to believe conspiracy theories involving dark forces in Washington. After all, the CIA tried to blow his head off with an exploding cigar. But the aging Cuban revolutionary may have gone too far for all but the most ardent [...]
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