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Osama Bin Laden: America’s James Bond

By Wyatt Earp | August 28, 2010

That’s the claim from the uber-senile Fidel Castro, anyway.

Fidel Castro has more reason than most to believe conspiracy theories involving dark forces in Washington. After all, the CIA tried to blow his head off with an exploding cigar.

But the aging Cuban revolutionary may have gone too far for all but the most ardent believer in the reach and competence of America’s intelligence agency. He has claimed that Osama bin Laden is in the pay of the CIA and that President George Bush summoned up the al-Qaida leader whenever he needed to increase the fear quotient. The former Cuban president said he knows it because he has read WikiLeaks.

That makes sense, because I know that every person on the Right is a racist homophobe because I read it on Charles Johnson’s hate site. Besides, everyone knows that WikiLeaks is a tremendously reputable organization and has no reason to lie about America, right? Well, except when they post leaked information that gets American soldiers killed.

If WikiLeaks wanted to do a real service, they would leak video of Castro’s human rights violations.

Topics: War On Terror | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Osama Bin Laden: America’s James Bond”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    August 28th, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    Ah… um… er… I don’t EVEN know what to say to this post!!!

  2. Rick Says:
    August 28th, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    Spoken like a true DemocRat

  3. RT Says:
    August 28th, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    And then Fidel was seen feeding his unicorns magic apples, while holding a pot-o-gold.

  4. proof Says:
    August 28th, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    Too much wacky tobaccy in El Jefe’s Cuban cigars!

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 29th, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Old NFO – Oh come on, you can admit. It’s true, right? Heh.

    Rick – Spoken like a true Communist.

    RT – How did he get that from the Cuban leprechaun?

    Proof – My guess is that he smokes “medical” marijuana.

  6. Bob G. Says:
    August 30th, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    Or at least the NAMES of all those Castro had killed to preserve his “nation”.