Archive for July, 2010
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Wednesday, July 28th, 2010Since the Bond series is officially on hold – thanks to the probable insolvency of MGM – Daniel Craig landed a different role than he’s used to playing. Daniel Craig is trading in 007’s tuxedos and martinis for the life of a schlubby journalist in the American remake of Sweden’s “The Girl with the Dragon [...]
Barney Frank: Cheapskate
Tuesday, July 27th, 2010Isn’t it just amazing when a Democrat who has no problem with making the “little people” spend their hard-earned money makes a scene because he has to spend some. Massachusetts civil servant Barney Frank wants the rest of us to pay for mammoth tax increases and the Democrats’ bulls**t social programs, but he made a [...]
Ho To Wrestle Ho In New Jersey
Tuesday, July 27th, 2010A pr0n star and a woman who tried to sell herself for Phillies tickets will be squaring off in a wrestling ring Thursday night. Really. Is there nothing people won’t do to hang on to a modicum of fame? If I ever get this hard-up for attention, I give you permission to hit me over [...]
Oliver Stone: Not A Big Fan Of The Jews
Tuesday, July 27th, 2010It’s okay, though, because Ollie is a big fan of Hitler, Stalin, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. They all love the Jewish people, right? Right?? Stone’s documentary entitled, “Secret History of America,” where he attempts to put mass murderers Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin “in context.” I’m guessing he will announce that those 6 million murdered Jews [...]
Man Robs Bank In Clown Pants, Fake Breasts
Monday, July 26th, 2010Talk about putting the “fun” back in mutual funds! This could only happen in Pennsylvania. Authorities say a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants. Swissvale police say 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was sitting in a parked car covered in red dye [...]
Gray Lady Down!
Monday, July 26th, 2010Remember that story in March where Democrat John Lewis claimed Tea Party protesters shouted the N-word at him while he was walking toward the ObamaCare vote? He claimed Tea Partiers called him the N-word, and the MSM ate it up, even though there was not a shred of proof to substantiate Lewis’ claims. Most clear-thinking [...]
Blake Lively: Nerd Goddess
Monday, July 26th, 2010You have to admire a woman who knows how to turn on a geek. Blake Lively was at Comic-Con yesterday to help promote her upcoming movie, “Green Lantern.” If she wears anything in the movie that looks like the outfit she wore yesterday, we predict a $1,000,000,000 opening weekend. Yeah, hard to argue that point. [...]
Armstrong Says Goodbye To The Tour
Sunday, July 25th, 2010The Tour de France will never be the same again. Oh, I’ll still watch it every year, but without Lance, it won’t be as enjoyable. You see, Lance Armstrong is more than a cycling phenom to me. He’s a personal hero. I assume he is a personal hero to a lot of other people who [...]
18 Killed In German Love Parade
Sunday, July 25th, 2010Oh my God! Did TechnoViking survive? Crowds of people streaming into a techno music festival surged through an already jammed entry tunnel on Saturday, setting off a panic that killed 18 people and injured 80 at an event meant to celebrate love and peace. The circumstances of the stampede at the famed Love Parade festival [...]
Congress: Healthy, Expensive Appetites
Sunday, July 25th, 2010So get this: the expense reports for Congress have just been released, and it seems that they are living high on the hog. Actually, it seems they are spending like drunken sailors, living like hogs – and eating like pigs. You know those polls that show Congress’ popularity lower than Paris Hilton’s standards? Maybe stories [...]
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