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Ho To Wrestle Ho In New Jersey

By Wyatt Earp | July 27, 2010

A pr0n star and a woman who tried to sell herself for Phillies tickets will be squaring off in a wrestling ring Thursday night. Really.

Is there nothing people won’t do to hang on to a modicum of fame? If I ever get this hard-up for attention, I give you permission to hit me over the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Susan Finkelstein will be making her pro wrestling debut this Thursday as she fights a porn star and alleged Tiger Woods mistress in New Jersey.

Finkelstein will appear on a card for Big Bang Wrestling in Bellmawr, N.J. against Devon James on July 29. James, 29, recently tried to take Woods to court in a paternity case.

Finkelstein ended a legal battle this spring over her highly publicized case, where she allegedly offered to have sex for Phillies tickets to the 2009 World Series.

I wonder if the promoter is planning on adding Paris Hilton at the end of the year for a ho, ho, ho match?

Topics: Philly | 17 Comments »

17 Responses to “Ho To Wrestle Ho In New Jersey”

  1. Robert B. Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    Santa Claus had no comment.

  2. Robbie Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Just another reason to move back to PA

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    Robert B – He was too busy laughing at these morons.

    Robbie – STAY WHERE YOU ARE!!! We’re oppressed by Democrats here!!!

  4. Rick Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    I just have one comment. Ho,Ho,Ho

  5. Randal Graves Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Moose knuckle fight!

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    Rick – God forbid we get another one involved.

    Randal – *shudder*

  7. Fenway_Nation Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    To cleanse the palate somewhat, I humbly offer this ‘news’ item.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    Fenway – Awesome!

  9. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    Who in their right mind would pay money to see The Pussycat Trolls? Dustin Diamond as a celebrity ref! That douche will stop at nothing to revive his long-spent expiration date.

  10. Matt_english Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    Finkelstein will do anything and anyone. Line up boys!

  11. Matt_english Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    Crankypants, word is the promoters are going raffle off Finkelstein.

  12. bob (either orr) Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum. I’d probably need at least one prior to entering this establishment if I had even a miniscule amount of interest in witnessing this ho-tacular.

  13. Wes S. Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    “Big Bang Wrestling?”

    Jeez, and I was beginning to think I had a junior-high-school-level sense of humor…

  14. Susan Finkelstein Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    You guys have absolutely NO sense of humor! The whole thing is a hoot! And I need a good laugh these days! Jeez, everyone takes themselves sooo sooo seriously. Undeservedly! Loosen up! Have fun! Laugh at yourselves for a change!

  15. BigT Says:
    July 28th, 2010 at 9:17 am

    Susan. Nobody is laughing with you anymore. We are all laughing at you. You are a joke.

  16. USAdmiral Says:
    July 28th, 2010 at 9:27 am


    Why laugh at ourselves when there is so many morons needing ridicule and they are obviously begging for the attention?

  17. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 28th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – You mean, pr0n star Dustin Diamond, right?

    Matt English – Is that first prize or the booby prize?

    Bob – I just don’t think it will be entertaining . . . unless someone breaks a bone. Heh, heh, “bone.”

    Wes S. – Yeah, a real marketing genius thought up that one.

    Susan – Two words: Tonya Harding. If you have no problem getting lumped in with people like her, knock yourself out.

    BigT – I’m laughing with her and at her.

    USAdmiral – Agreed. Can we laugh and point? I like pointing.