By Wyatt Earp | July 10, 2010
I guess he misinterpreted the phrase, “F**k me silly.”
A Mexican street clown – arrested in full face paint – was booked Wednesday on a sexual assault charge. Pedro Artega Velazquez, 53, was juggling on a Juarez street corner when collared by cops in connection with the alleged assault of his teenage stepdaughter. Velazquez posed for the below mug shot, which was released by the Chihuahua state attorney general’s office (along with a press release, in Spanish, about the case).
It’s gonna be great when this scrote is sharing a bunk with a man who wants to show him his “joy buzzer” and his “squirting flower.”