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Mexican Clown Arrested For Sexual Assault

By Wyatt Earp | July 10, 2010

I guess he misinterpreted the phrase, “F**k me silly.”

A Mexican street clown – arrested in full face paint – was booked Wednesday on a sexual assault charge. Pedro Artega Velazquez, 53, was juggling on a Juarez street corner when collared by cops in connection with the alleged assault of his teenage stepdaughter. Velazquez posed for the below mug shot, which was released by the Chihuahua state attorney general’s office (along with a press release, in Spanish, about the case).

It’s gonna be great when this scrote is sharing a bunk with a man who wants to show him his “joy buzzer” and his “squirting flower.”

Topics: Evil = Funny | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Mexican Clown Arrested For Sexual Assault”

  1. Pat Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    Hi again. I just wanted to point out that I was not making generalizations about officers having contempt for citizens. I was merely describing the behavior of alot of the police officers I’ve personally interacted with. I’ve also met officers that are very friendly. I can see how dealing with the scum of society every day can make someone very cynical. I was not looking for an argument. I just wanted some of you guys’ insight on this subject, which you guys gave me. I guess sometimes it’s impossible to be friendly when you have to constantly worry about someone pulling a weapon or doing something crazy.

  2. RT Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    That clown reminds me of the clown protest about clowns not being criminals. He didn’t get the memo. Dirtbag.

  3. Fenway_Nation Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    Wow….I’m surpised there’s any cops left in Juarez- also affectionately known as the murder capital of the world….with the cartels adding to that dubious distinction by directly reducing the manpower of local law-enforcement there.

  4. Rick Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    He deserves to be punked

  5. Old NFO Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    If he’s a molester, he’s NOT going to like prison…

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    RT – Yeah, apparently he’s that guy.

    Fenway – The cartels should just double as the po-po.

    Rick – And publicly shunned.

    Old NFO – No he is not. They don’t take kindly to that in the joint.