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Clinton To Perform Weiner Wedding

By Wyatt Earp | July 10, 2010

And really, who knows more about wieners than Slick Willie? I just want to know who will be walking the weiners down the aisle and how they will be putting the rings on. I mean, that area is usually pretty sensitive when it comes to jewelry. Or so I’ve heard.

Oh, Clinton will be performing the wedding of New York Representative – and raving moonbat – Anthony Weiner’s wedding. Maybe he can also be in charge of Weiner’s bachelor party and fly in some top-notch, primo ho-ars for the event? It’s not like the former president doesn’t have them on speed dial . . .

Bill Clinton is not giving away his daughter Chelsea’s hand in marriage for another three weeks. But he is going to get a little practice at the altar on Saturday, when he officiates at the wedding of Representative Anthony D. Weiner and Huma Abedin, a longtime aide to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Matt McKenna, a Clinton spokesman, told The Associated Press that Mr. Clinton would conduct the ceremony and was authorized to do so, but did not elaborate.

Maybe it’s me, but why would anyone want a disgraced, lying poonhound to perform his wedding? Then again, after two years of the racist in the White House, Slick Willie looks like George Washington.

Topics: Politics | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Clinton To Perform Weiner Wedding”

  1. JCM Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    I wonder what BJ requires as compensation for this service?

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    So the bride will be Huma Weiner?

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    JCM – You said it in your comment.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Hummina, hummina, hummina . . .

  4. Dixie Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    Will the rings be gold? Because Weiner thinks gold is a ripoff. Did he buy his rings from a reputable vendor? Did he make sure he isn’t being ripped off?

  5. bob (either orr) Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    I’m not going anywhere near that headline.
    Oh, yes I am.
    Oscar Meyer to wed Kunzler’s?
    Whose weiner is Clinton performing this wedding on?
    Is Monica invited?
    Is Algore invited?

  6. Sebastian Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    Man, that guy is the last person I’d want sanctifying my marriage. In other news, ex-presidents can officiate weddings?

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Dixie – Are you channeling Glenn Beck again? Heh.

    Bob – I think Al is going with Monica . . . and her blue dress.

    Sebastian – Only if they have been close to impeachment, I think.

  8. Dixie Says:
    July 12th, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Dixie – Are you channeling Glenn Beck again? Heh.

    Indeed I was. (chuckle) The whole Weiner/Beck fight was awesome. I keep hoping for a Pelosi/Beck matchup, but noooo….