Archive for June, 2010
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Sunday, June 27th, 2010Meet Oksana Grigorieva. She is the mother of moral authority Mel Gibson’s love child. She also looks damned fine in lingerie – these photos were taken to announce her entry into the music industry – and probably more fine out of it. In my opinion, she also looks like The British Bird. She is also [...]
Stay Classy, Mr. Vice-President
Sunday, June 27th, 2010Slow Joe Biden invited himself to Kopp’s Frozen Custard in Milwaukee this weekend, and not only did he inconvenience the manager, staff, and regular customers, he also made an ass out of himself. Again. So a regular citizen makes a comment about cutting taxes, and he is labeled a “smart-ass” by the vice-president? Pretty much [...]
It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane
Saturday, June 26th, 2010It’s a chick who takes her sleep very seriously! LAKEMOOR, Ill. – Police said a 30-year-old woman apparently fell out of a third-story window, landed on her parked car, and then walked into a neighbor’s house, where she fell asleep on a couch for two hours. Lakemoor Police Chief Mike Marchese said family members believe [...]
Reaction To Donovan’s Golden Goal
Saturday, June 26th, 2010Try to watch this video and not get choked up. College student Robby Donoho watched Landon Donovan’s golden goal on Wednesday and decided it merited an instant tribute. Little did he know, within hours it would wind up bringing the United States soccer hero, flicking through the Internet half a world away, to tears. It [...]
Asbury Park: Born To Shun
Saturday, June 26th, 2010Clothing, that is. A town made famous by Bruce Springsteen may get some more attention, as Asbury Park’s council considers to proposal to allow topless bathing in a one-block area. Reggie Flimlin, an Asbury Park yoga studio owner, asked council to consider her idea to allow women to decide for themselves whether they want to [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, June 25th, 2010Red Dead Redemption Caption Contest (Source: AP) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, June 28th. Good luck! Original Caption: A Chinese boy points his toy gun while playing with other children in a hutong, or a traditional alleyway, in Beijing Thursday, [...]
He Must Play For The “All Drunks”
Friday, June 25th, 2010Meet Paul Nigel Sneddon; a New Zealand man who takes his beer very seriously. In a country that worships rugby and kneels before soccer, Nigel attends the Basilica of Beer. In fact, he apparently values his beer more than his car, his driver’s license, and his own safety. After reading this story, it is safe [...]
Peggy West: Local Boob
Friday, June 25th, 2010Meet Peggy West; Democrat County Supervisor from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. She’s what we in the police business call a friggin’ idiot. Yeah, it’s a technical term. Oh, Christ on sale! Since this bint is such a geography expert, maybe she should have Googled – oh, I don’t know – Google Maps? It’s free, it’s easy, and [...]
Lady Gaga Does A Face Plant
Thursday, June 24th, 2010TIMBERRRRR! I’m sorry, but this is easily the funniest story of the week. For most people, a long flight means donning floppy trousers, socks and earplugs that drown out the snoring and dribbling chap next to you. But not for Lady Gaga, who emerged at Heathrow airport fresh from New York dressed in an outfit [...]
An Inconvenient Grope?
Thursday, June 24th, 2010Al Gore made the news this week, and not in a good way. A Portland massage therapist claimed that the former vice-president groped and fondled her during a hotel room massage session. Well, it’s good to know that Gore learned a thing or two about “poonhoundery” from former President Clinton. According to the alleged victim, [...]
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