A Good (Police) Man Is Hard To Find
By Wyatt Earp | June 10, 2010
So, what’s an Ohio girl to do? Call 911 to look for one, of course!
ALLIANCE, Ohio – An Ohio woman spent three days in jail for calling the 911 emergency line five times seeking a husband. The dispatcher was flabbergasted by the requests and asked Audrey Scott, of Alliance, “You need to get a husband?”
The 57-year-old Scott responded, “Yes.”
Told that she could face arrest for misusing 911, Scott responded, “Let’s do it.”
Scott was convicted last week of improper use of the 911 system and was sentenced to the three days in jail, which she had already served since her arrest. Seven other days were suspended if she stays out of trouble for a year.
That’s exactly how Mrs. Earp landed me! Exit question: Why is it that hot little 22-years olds are never doing things like this?
Topics: The Job | 10 Comments »
June 10th, 2010 at 10:42 am
Why is it that hot little 22-years olds are never doing things like this?
They’re too busy crying their way out tickets.
June 10th, 2010 at 10:55 am
So if I call and go to jail, do I get to pick who strips and body cavaity searches me?
June 10th, 2010 at 11:25 am
Robbie, the problem with your plan, is that they usually look more like Dennis Franz than Colin Farrell.
June 10th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Oh Mrs. Crankipants you just broke my heart.
June 10th, 2010 at 11:39 am
Sorry.
I wanted to save you from crushing disappointment.
On a different topic, Colin Farrell has really nice arms!
June 10th, 2010 at 11:48 am
I’d put 9-1-1 on speed dial if all the local police looked like this officer. Unfortunately, out here in “Hooterville” they look more like Arnold Ziffle. Okay, fine, actually Mr. Drucker is closer to it. I need to move.
June 10th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Wyatt: The hot little 22 yr. olds can’t spell 9-1-1!
June 10th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Today’s hottie 22 year olds are 2030′s Cougars, Wyatt.
June 10th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
I appreciate the Colin Farrell pic. Doesn’t make my back feel any better, but he’s nice.
June 10th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Veeshir – Ain’t that the truth?
Robbie – No, I put out a memo. I get you if you ever get arrested. Sorry.
Mrs. Crankipants – I’M RIGHT HERE!
MeToo – To southern California, probably.
Proof – They keep looking for the “11″ on the phone.
Fenway_Nation – Like I’ll live that long.
RT – Doing what I can for ya.