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Bill Clinton Rear-Ended

By Wyatt Earp | May 25, 2010

Monica Lewinsky is the prime suspect, and the Connecticut State Police are holding her dress as evidence until a black light can be procured from the Yale dorms.

Actually, it’s not what you think, although there is a good chance that Clinton’s pants were off at the time of the fender bender.

Former President Bill Clinton was unhurt when a van he was riding in was rear-ended on Connecticut’s Merritt Parkway on Sunday.

After giving the speech Clinton said, “Everybody in the passing lane slowed down, and we all slowed down, and one person didn’t. It happened to be the person behind us.”

State police Lt. J. Paul Vance says traffic was nearly at a standstill just north of New Haven because of another accident when a car hit the Secret Service van carrying Clinton. The accident was at a very low rate of speed.

The former president was checked out by an attractive female paramedic and pronounced “fit for duty.”

Topics: Evil = Funny | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Bill Clinton Rear-Ended”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Did she say he tasted like chicken?

  2. Old NFO Says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    Um… not EVEN going there…

  3. proof Says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    Conservatives always knew Clinton would gets his in the end!

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    Jon – Yeah, jerk chicken.

    Old NFO – Classy, to the last.

    Proof – And that’s just how he likes it!

  5. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 12:29 am

    was there a cigar involved?

  6. GroovyVic Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 5:42 am

    Ha ha ha ha…..cigar….heeee!!!

  7. Robert B. Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    Was Hillary driving the kamikazi car?

  8. Bob G. Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 10:58 am

    The only thing I’ll say to this is:
    “Turnabout IS fair play.”

    ROFL! Nice one.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Smite – I hope it wasn’t a good one. What a waste that would be.

    GroovyVic – Behave, woman!

    Robert B – Possibly. I mean, he has so many female enemies.

    Bob G – Unless you don’t want to see the other woman from the front.

  10. Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret. Says:
    May 28th, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    With the current state of events, was it hillary who rear-ended billy jeff?
    I was gonna side with Old NFO but, it was there, I had to.