By Wyatt Earp | March 4, 2010
How do you know when you have found the right woman? Well, the first clue is that she lets you tie her to a tree. The second clue is that .
TACOMA, Wash. – Several police officers responded to a 911 report of a naked woman tied to a tree in Point Defiance Park in Tacoma. Spokesman Mark Fulghum told The News Tribune officers talked with the woman and a man Tuesday in the Owen Beach area and determined it was a “consensual rendezvous.”
No one was arrested.
Okay, there has to be some rational explanation for this. Let’s see . . . maybe he thought she was a witch and was trying to burn her? No? Um, how about he thought she was a hippie and was helping her to save the tree?
Eh, I got nothin’. Feel free to submit your plausible explanations in the comments section.